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michigan morning

The pure anarchy that ensues between 4-7 am where no one has coffee and the driving reflects it.
Another michigan morning, another two dead.
by DzyzyzyD May 22, 2018
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Morning wood

when you have an erection before 10;00, without committing to masturbation
man, this is some great morning wood
by grilledcheesecrust November 30, 2022
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A Brazilian good morning

Did you hear about Chuck he gave his girl a Brazilian good morning
by Dangerexpress April 29, 2025
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Morning Jaiden

Proceed with caution. Pray you didn't wake up last night.
by collier26.22 September 19, 2022
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Morning surprise

When you bite your fingernail and you taste your shit that you dug out of your ass the night before.
Johnny bit his nail and it tasted like shit, quite a morning surprise
by TurtleBird5 April 28, 2017
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Good morning and God bless

Doing a good morning and God bless is taking a shit while drinking coffee and eating breakfast.
The best way to start the day is with a good morning and God bless!
by pepsijonasmax April 7, 2018
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morning twist

Phil: 'Ah shit, I'm so fucked from last night!'
Greg: 'Morning twist?'
Phil: 'I'm on it!'
by Participant selection March 2, 2012
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