Pixie Rape

~When someone throws sparkles at you as a joke

Person 1: -Dumps sparkles on Person 2-
Person 1: Surprise!
Person 2: What the f was that for?! Damn
Person 1: You've just been pixie raped. Haha. Sparkling makes you look gay... Pfft... Stupid sparkly vampire crazed fangirls...

by Ennjyxx October 15, 2009

Baptismal rape

The act of forcing an individual to submit to a religion and to be included as a believer without his concent.

Defining baptismal rape:
Imagine a world where Hitler won the II world war an his son(equally retarded and fascist) is talking to the pope:
Hitler's Son: Guess what I did today your holiness?
Pope:What was it my son?
H's Son:I Baptist raped Richard Dawkins
Pope: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!...son.

by Jo Mamma123 January 17, 2011

Gala Rape

An occurrence similar to date rape yet different in regards to the location it takes place in: a gala. Often associated with the wealthy and those of higher class. Not necessarily restricted to galas. Sometimes occurs in other high class functions.

Christine was having a jovial time until Robert decided to Gala Rape her.

by CoolskiBasookies May 10, 2009

Lane-Rape

The act of foisting one's vehicle forcefully and/or rudely into another lane of close proximity

Oh man, im going to have to lane-rape like crazy to get all the way over to the next exit in all this traffic.

by Matthias B. June 7, 2007

Doodle Rape

The act of successfully winning a competition in any aspect of life.

YOU: (after winning a competition)"you just got doodle raped"

by THE ZACK462 December 22, 2008

Camera Raped

The act of one person taking many pictures of themself/ selfies on anothers camera, without them knowing about it: can vary from amounts of around 5 to as many of 30 photographs of the one person.

Usually an act commited by attention seeking, cake face, self centred tweens who want nothing more than a modelling job.

"Why do you have so many pictures of that chick on your camera?"

"Ahh, she totally camera raped me"

by dazzzzzz July 4, 2012

Timetable rape

What happens when a social retard (or social savant) has an uncanny knowledge on everything about your timetable and academic events. Thus, in the process violating your sense of academic privacy.
It can also extend to timetable/exams/test memory, where one would constantly remind you of the class(or tests/exams) that you will be having, thinking that for some unknown reason, you, the person whom the timetable is specifically for, would not know what class or important sac you might have. And then to complete the retardation process, they would comment on something else entirely unrelated. e.g. weather.

*not very close acquaintance* saying: "Hey, just thought it would be of a nice manner to remind you that you have an english test next. While i'm at it, let me remind you of how nice the weather is today."

Friend: "dude, that guy just totally timetable raped me."

by R U OKAY August 25, 2012