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Black Friday bottleneck

The human logjam that develops at the front door of a store as too many people try to rush in to get to discounted items. People are shoved, knocked down and crushed against doors as people race to stuff that probably costs the same as it does all year. Black Friday, Black Friday beatdown, shopping, 1/2 price, discounted, coupons, Christmas presents, fistfights, stampede, Christmas, tvs, checkout lines, superstores, logjam
I’m staying in the car until people calm down. We’ve got a Black Friday bottleneck at the front of the store and people are getting nasty.
by joecoolthefool November 23, 2018
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fist a guy friday

when you have had a long day and you go crack a cold one and just wanna fist your buddy/friend
come on caden let me do it it’s “fist a guy friday
by gang member 69 November 2, 2023
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friday night funkin

a shitty overhyped game by ninjamuffin99, commonly played by little kids in elementary school and is just a generic rhythm game
person 1:hey wanna play a friday night funkin game on roblox
person 2:fuck no that game is overrated
by nfllover0291 November 6, 2022
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Bra Free Friday

Just like Free Boob Friday in 2014, Bra Free Friday is the day when ladies have the choice of going braless for the whole day while wearing a tight top to not only show off their awesome boob curves but also their perky nips. The purpose is to celebrate the upcoming weekend and to torture dudes all around all day long! Also, it is a pretty good day to do laundry.
Joe: What is happening today? Why are all the girls braless?
Bob: Don't you remember? It's Bra Free Friday!
Joe: Oh yeah! The best day of the week!
by CrazyKreed September 29, 2024
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Friday Joint

A super fun gathering in which many people go to Jami Masjid to have a good time.
“Hey Aziz, are you going to the friday joint tomorrow?”
by adamsarfr November 27, 2024
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vodka friday

every friday is when you drink a shit ton of vodka. it's mandatory to drink as much as possible, since that's the friday way
hey it's finally vodka friday

i can't wait until vodka friday
by retired jeff July 31, 2020
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Friday Night Funkin’

if you have been in the rhythm game section you’ve probably heard of Osu! or Dance Dance Revolution. But Friday Night Funkin’ is about a 19-year-old man we call BF who wants to win (said) gf’s heart. and they try to stop you by playing rhythm-rap-battles. if you play Friday Night Funkin’ (or just fnf) You either make cringe-worthy cartoons people review on YouTube, Make mods, you are bored with the rhythm games on your computer, and play it at 2 am. It’s good but watch out for the animated content.
Person 1: Hey did you check out the Friday Night Funkin’ mod i was telling you about?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s kind of good. thanks.
by AshTheAmethyst September 23, 2021
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