The Mong Hypothesis

Named after famous degenerate sports bettor Dr. Stu Mongworth Reagan, this is when a sports bettor takes the complete opposite of what Dr Stu bets on because he’s so dumb.

Dr Stu loves the Eagles -13.5 today. According to the Mong Hypothesis, we should put our life savings on Jets +13.5!!

by Reills40777 October 4, 2019

Schrodinger's Hypocrite

A person who will pretend to openly support an organization or movement, but will badmouth said organization or movement in secret.

"I'm not supporting BLM because they're important. I'm doing it for the clout!"

"Dude...F**k off. You're such a Schrodinger's Hypocrite."

by Pistachio_mess December 21, 2020

Lonely Island Hypothesis

It's not gay, when it's in a three way. When in a threesome, the

Dude 1: I had a threesome with a guy and a girl
Dude 2: That's a bit Gay
Dude 1: not by the Lonely Island Hypothesis
Dude 2: Okay, fair point

by menofthesoilandthesheafandcroo November 12, 2021

GOD OF HYPOCRISY

Hey this can be found in the RECTORY of any ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH AND PROTESTANT CHURCH.

Look ANAL ALAN if you are that hard up to get into a WILD PEDOPHILE PARTY as get ROMAN CATHOLIC RELIGIOUS and the GOD OF HYPOCRISY may come to you and invite you to the STICKING BALLS UP THE 8 AND 11 YEAR AGE ASSES for starters as anything goes in the RECTORY as just beg the PASTOR and give a generous donation then you are on your way to enjoying PUSH PEDOPHILIA possibly your ULTIMATE EATING POOP from the nicest looking TOT.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 26, 2022

Sexy Son Hypothesis

AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHERE CRITICAL FAT COCK THEORY COMES IT TO PLAY!

Hym "THERE IT IS! 'Sexy Son Hypothesis' or 'Critical fat cock theory Jr.' as they call it in academia, is the theory that women select to have attractive sons. And it sounds like it's derivative and it's bullshit because I should be getting some credit for some of this. You got a guy on YouTube who openly admitted to gang rape in explicitly terms. You got dudes trading social capital as a means for prostitution. I can't get any credit for anything I'm seeing shorts right now. How am I not the lesser of many evens here? My fundamental interactions are a VISIBLE FALSEHOOD OF SOMEONE ELSE'S CREATION and SOMEHOW... THAT! ISN'T ACTUALLY MY PROBLEM! THAT... has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING and is somehow a FIXED FACET OF REALITY and cannot be altered in any way. THAT! Doesn't need to be addressed in any way shape or form! The quality of my entire existence is contingent entirely on whether or not a fat-shit who's better off than me needs a break.

HERE I SIT! Wondering why? As everyone else wonders why? Why is the suicide going up? Why do epidemics abound? COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE THAT COULD IT? Nope. It's clearly that's just how things are. And it isn't incumbent on anyone to change their behavior... Except for the person... Who has the problem... With the way that things can't not be... Because it would require someone other... Than the person with the problem... To change their behavior... EVEN IF the problem... Is the people... Who aught not have to change their behavior... because people don't have to change their behavior... And so long as their behavior... Only affects your outcome... RATHER THAN THEIRS... They are justified... In that behavior... Because the are receiving... The outcome that is desirable... Regardless of the circumstances... That is how society is structured... And that isn't the problem... Sure. People believe is Bigfoot so in that context it really isn't that much of a stretch. That's what I think about your Sexy Son Hypothesis."

by Hym Iam August 28, 2023

Tissue driven hypothesis

A tissue driven hypothesis is when a very emotional person jumps to conclusions.

Shut up bitch, I don’t want to hear your tissue driven hypothesis

by Stranded clock February 21, 2024

Abyssal Void Hypothesis

The ultimate cosmic shrug: the theory that everything—all matter, energy, laws of physics, and your crippling existential dread—sprang from and will eventually collapse back into a fundamental, primordial nothingness. This isn't just empty space; it's the active, generative Void, the blank canvas before the paint, the silence before the note. It's the source code of reality where logic and causality themselves are just temporary applications. The hypothesis suggests our universe is a temporary fluctuation, a brief pattern of something interesting happening in an eternal, indifferent Abyss that doesn't care we're here and will inevitably forget we ever were.

Example: "My therapist asked about my nihilism. I explained the Abyssal Void Hypothesis: 'The universe is a campfire in an infinite, cold desert. The flames—stars, life, love—are beautiful, but they're just a temporary arrangement of wood borrowed from the desert. The fire will die, the wood will return to sand, and the desert, which was always there, won't even notice the warmth is gone.' She billed me for the hour but wrote 'existential' in her notes."

by Dumu The Void February 1, 2026