cutest human ever

a person whose name starts with l, ends with a and there are a, u and r in the middle

oh look at that beauty! ah ofc it’s laura, the cutest human ever

by lokididnotdie October 20, 2018

fertilized human egg

the new form of child pornography...

You can look at a friend's ultrasound or a picture of a fertilized human egg to see child pornography, you don't have to go to 4chan anymore!

aka zilf
Sumfight - "The story just introduces another word that will probably hit urbandictionary.com, ZILF. Zygote I'd Like to..."

by spiker369 March 5, 2009

Fucked Up Human

A fucked up human is one who applies a simple one dimensional binary scale to regarding itself as valid and thus disregardig all other humans as invalid. In that unyeilded imbalance -- all word forms deriving from the prefix of "dis" are acheived. disrespect, disregard, dysfuction, Disruption etc... Soley from this dysfunctional imbalance, it would have to fail. So additionally, a continuous highly sklled effort to manipulte their truth and trust is employed. These are basically done only in two ways. (1) to express, imply, or provide facts adversely in reverse binary logic.
(2) force feeding non-existing general termed facts into the voids that others generally reason ok -- not to question. No question to prove, or disprove, and thus in error was accepted. In mere learned behavor and habit the fucked up human ways are being continuously done -- the fool is fooled over and over again.

See also: Real Up Human

John is a fucked up human who must always lie and deceive everyone he meets to acheive and maintain his fucked up existance.

by In the Mindway April 30, 2005

Human ice popsicle

Licking the body of someone with a long object in their ass, usually in cold temperatures. The person being licked is often physically restrained with bondages.

i cant find a way to put this is a sentence so have “human ice popsicle” in quotation marks

by ERROR: Name forgotten in code June 7, 2019

Human pocket pussy

When you have a side girl or girl that is under 5'3 and weighs 100lb or less and their easily carriable wherever you go. Their very convenient for a quickie.

John: I used Sarah my Human pocket pussy after a long day of work to let off some sexual frustration of looking at all these 8+ girls.
David: Damn, maybe i need one of those to.

by SexySauce October 11, 2021

Human Jumble Sale

A gathering of single people to offload their unwanted, I mean single friends.

How would you like to be my future jumble?

by The Director August 19, 2003

Human Waste Bin

Someone who eats so much shit .
Basically another definition to the "see food diet"

She is like a Human Waste Bin for food.

by YsguborHen May 26, 2018