Dylan Sims

Dylan sims can be an asshole and likes boys. Tries to hang with cool people. The girl last he fucked said he had a milimeter penis. This was the worst experience ever they said and they also said don’t ever fuck Dylan sims

I fucked Dylan sims and said put it in five times and he said it is in I looked I saw nothing but a millimeter penis

by Dylan Sims March 27, 2019

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Luka Dylan John Jarvis

Shorter than a hagenisse

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by SNobben33 April 1, 2019

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Dylanism

Straight up pedophilia

I just walked past an elementary school and got a fat boner I think I contracted Dylanism

by Juicenugget April 1, 2019

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Dylan Brandon Carrillo

A Very Epic libtard that Loves Fortnite and gets 20 kills a game because he is Epic

Oh My Fucking God, He is a Dylan Brandon Carrillo

by Alabama Nibba April 9, 2019

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Dylan

A super hot football player usually 6’3. Long brown hair, brown eyes, cute smile, Sophomore on Varsity, kind of an alcoholic, probably beats his girl, probably has a big dick, and probably dates blondes. 400% only goes for skinny girls yall don’t have a chance fatties. In the football jock clique, but still nice. Has a super cute smile super cute.

L(-: Did you hear what he did to his girl?

J(-: No, tell me???

L(-: He dicked down this blonde girl, drank a bunch of alcohol, then beat her.

J(-: Sounds like he pulled a Dylan

by Jellybeanedasshole78 April 9, 2019

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