Dr. Jack Bright

Director of Foundation Personnel. Somewhat amoral. Extremely loyal to the Foundation. May be ridiculous, may be terrifying; is certainly blunt. Attached to SCP-963, and is therefore immortal, using the body of whatever the amulet has last touched. His family has been associated with the Foundation (and other anomalous groups) since time immemorial. His younger brother is SCP-590 (which a few know); SCP-321 is a sister (which almost no one knows). At least two other relatives work for the Foundation at a high level. Several of Bright's discarded bodies — still possessing his personality and knowledge at time of separation from SCP-963 — have been put to work on secret Foundation projects. Bright possesses a desire to permanently die that he may not be conscious of; ironic, for he only became part of SCP-963 because he was trying not to die.

Researcher Bennett: Hey, who's that guy over there with the necklace?

Researcher Smith: Dude, is this your first day or something? That's Dr. Jack Bright!

by wowowowoowowo January 9, 2025

Dr. Plug

A doctor or shrink that will write up a prescription for pretty much anything over the tiniest "medical problem". Basically a medical professional turned "legal" drug plug.

Tom: I stubbed my little toe, I bet Dr. Plug will write me up a prescription for Xanax.

Dr Plug: Here you go mate.

Juliet: Oh shit its' finals week, better hit up Dr. Plug and feign ADHD to get myself some good old Adderall.

Dr. Plug: Here are 30 30mg Adderall pills, I'll up the dosage when you feel normal again.

by Underplaces December 18, 2019

Dr Teismann

The goat of chemistry

You have to know this

Y/N: Dr Teismann, I got question 1 wrong.

DR TEISMANN: VALENCIES!!!!!!!

by krabz69420 May 28, 2024

Dr. Waldo

A master of blending in any situation given while looking the exact same. During real life.

A Dr. Waldo:"Hey, check this out"
*Enters crowd of jocks*
Random guy:"Where the fuck did he go?!?"

by Chopersword9 September 24, 2011

Dr Pepper

If you stop drinking Dr Pepper you will get thick thighs says Dr.James Benjamin a Harvard graduate. The doctor says,”dr pepper makes u lose meat in the good places “

Dr Pepper kills thick thigjs

by Jbomb8747 February 28, 2022

The man who made Dr pepper

Charles Alderton is the mam who made Dr pepper, our favorite drink that I think is better than coke. Charles Alderton created Dr pepper in 1885

The man who made Dr pepper is a cool dude because he made Dr pepper

by Pinetreefinn November 2, 2023

Dr. D

Someone who claims and brags about his PhD, but might not actually have one.

This doctor is a Dr. D.

by AToastedLoafOfDeliciousBread May 27, 2021