People that send messages (text or chat) before they are really done typing the message or finished the thought... sending a long string of messages 1 line at a time in rapid fire..
The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.
The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.
Dave: Hey whats up?
Dave: Want to go out tonight I was
Dave: talking to Amy
Dave: And she and her girls are going to
Dave: go to Maxwells tonight
Steve: What the fuck's up the douche-textery
Dave: Want to go out tonight I was
Dave: talking to Amy
Dave: And she and her girls are going to
Dave: go to Maxwells tonight
Steve: What the fuck's up the douche-textery
by fuckwhetever March 24, 2010
Get the douche-texterymug. A group of people stuck together in a situation, such as in a place of business, that are so douchey they repeatedly reaffirm their douchebaggery.
by BrewingKnurd April 9, 2020
Get the Douche Kabobmug. A socially deficient, morally reprehensible, or intellectually inferior person. The term implies a variety of negative qualities, specifically unwarranted arrogance and levels of inadequacy that exceed classification as a Douche, a Douchebag, a Douche Nozzle, or an Über-scrote.
The caller was such a douche ganoush.
by Therealrichardcranium June 3, 2017
Get the douche ganoushmug. The precise moment in the evening when wearing your sunglasses goes from being acceptable to making you look like a complete tool or douche bag.
1. Shit! I should probably take off my sunglasses at this point... We are definitely way too far past the douching hour.
2. Dammit Zach, take of those sunglasses! The douching hour was like 15 minutes ago and I can no longer be seen with you if you leave them on!
2. Dammit Zach, take of those sunglasses! The douching hour was like 15 minutes ago and I can no longer be seen with you if you leave them on!
by zhboarder July 22, 2013
Get the The Douching Hourmug. by Karmaic Justice April 22, 2010
Get the Douche-Fitmug. A combination of your ordinary douche bag (generically good-looking, full-of-themselves prick) with a lame ass love sick puppy. More or less a love sick douche bag.
"That abercrombie and fitch humping kid Brandon is totally hitting on my girlfriend, Cora. What a f*cking douche puppy that kid is."
by gimmeurtots72 April 5, 2010
Get the douche puppymug. A subspecies of the common douche. The racer douche is always male and generally falls in the age range of 16-24, but can be older. Like the common douche, the racer douche can be readily identified by his love of graphic t shirts and white plastic frame sun glasses. Additionally, the racer douche believes he is a driver of exceptional capability and spends the bulk of his discretionary income buying after-market kits to increase the horsepower of his Honda Civic. The racer douche sees himself as popular with women, despite rarely having a girlfriend or wife, and spending most of his free time talking to his “bros” about the sweet rims he’s saving up for. The racer douche seldom reads anything other than car magazines and unironically loves the Fast and Furious movie franchise.
Matt’s love of his Miata is getting out of hand, he just spent $1000 dollars on used rims, do you suppose he’s turning into a racer douche?
by Topper 7770 July 4, 2011
Get the Racer Douchemug.