When you drink coffee thats sat out for a few days, maybe even a week, and there is a boat load of flys maggots ect. ready for you to drink!
Damn Son, that coffee's a couple days old, you really want to drink that shit?
Dad its fly coffee, at least Im getting protein!
Dad its fly coffee, at least Im getting protein!
by 8bitmodern January 12, 2020
Get the Fly Coffeemug. Ice scramble, also known as iskrambol, is a Filipino dessert that is believed to have originated in Iloilo. It is a popular street food made of shaved ice and evaporated milk, and is often topped with chocolate syrup, marshmallows, and candy sprinkles.
Coffee Ice Scrambled originated in Iloilo City on February 3, 2025 with Mariano Lopez Arenas as the inspiration.
by Victor Martin Soriano ILOILO February 3, 2025
Get the Coffee Ice Scramblemug. The act of pouring hot steamy coffee on one's own dick, then having a female immediately eat a peppermint patty and then begin to give you a blowjob.
Bro 1: "Yo, bro beans, did she give you The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down last night?"
Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"
Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"
Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"
Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"
by BoBoBaggins December 5, 2012
Get the The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Downmug. by Oilymen November 30, 2023
Get the meet me at the coffee shopmug. by Thinking Housewife October 25, 2013
Get the coffee coloredmug. A trick performed on a mountain bike or stunt bike where instead of properly landing a jump or bailing off, the rider lands ass first on the rear tire while the bicycle is still in motion, causing the rear tire tread to grind into the helpless rider's asshole as the bike slowly comes to a stop.
"Raul tried to hit that nasty tabletop jump at the bottom of the hill, but the dipshit half chickened out mid jump and ended up doing a coffee grinder instead! What a shithead!"
by BenEvolutioN April 5, 2022
Get the Coffee Grindermug. To perform the coffee machine one must ejactulate into the vagina and The anus, trying not waste any sex mayo in the transition. When that is complete the woman must squat where she pleases and let both sources of baby gravy ooze out of both holes just like the milk and coffee from
a coffee machine hence the name.
The human coffee machine
a coffee machine hence the name.
The human coffee machine
Mate #1 - Ay lad I coffee machined Laura last night, it was mega
Mate #2- yes lad little ice frap n that
Mate #2- yes lad little ice frap n that
by Jonboy2246 August 26, 2021
Get the Coffee machinemug.