Closetmobile a Male who prefers hiding his feelings for men by always wanting to express his love for cars, until he can express his love to other males
Hey! That’s Gary. He must bat for both teams because he loves cars more than women. Definitely a closetmobile
by Souldestroyerbill September 6, 2018
Get the Closetmobile mug.A closetmale is someone who is so scared to open up with Male friends, Often scared of women and anything remotely gay with men he hates! But loves at the same time
There goes Gary! Typical closetmale always talking about girls when we all know he loves a hunky man
by Souldestroyerbill September 6, 2018
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An overly competitive alpha-male who refuses to accept defeat; or when defeated, is a total bitch about it, see also veenus master.
by Chuck Denniston October 5, 2018
Get the Closet Jacker mug.Even though she didn’t say anything, that bitch was probably closetly happy that her manager got fired.
by ZMedical October 28, 2018
Get the closetly mug.1. A fuccboi who hasn't realised his identity yet, but will become a fuccboi as soon as he gets a chance
2. A fuccboi who hides his identity from his close friends in order to get close to their friends and perform fuccboikery on them.
3. Somebody who orders iced chocolate at Starbucks, which makes him seem sweet and nice but he will use this fact to get innocent sweet-toothed girls
2. A fuccboi who hides his identity from his close friends in order to get close to their friends and perform fuccboikery on them.
3. Somebody who orders iced chocolate at Starbucks, which makes him seem sweet and nice but he will use this fact to get innocent sweet-toothed girls
Riva: "Toby, I have a friend who'd be the perfect girl for you."
Simon: "Me too, me too!"
Riva: "No. Simon is very attractive but he's a closet fuccboi."
Simon: "I am not a closet fuccboi!!"
Riva: "Well, your Starbucks order says otherwise."
Simon: "Me too, me too!"
Riva: "No. Simon is very attractive but he's a closet fuccboi."
Simon: "I am not a closet fuccboi!!"
Riva: "Well, your Starbucks order says otherwise."
by lovehandle00 November 24, 2018
Get the closet fuccboi mug.A parent that vaccinates their children or child in secret out of fear of being mocked and shamed by anti-vaxxers.
Did you hear about old Lou Silinavich, I heard he was a closet vaxxer and his kids are actually vaccinated. We shouldn’t let little Bobby Joe & Sue Ellen play with his kids any longer.
by MahatmaJonny December 19, 2018
Get the Closet Vaxxer mug.Someone with the compulsive need to tug-it in the closet. Maybe due to a tramatic event of being walked in upon while giving his reliable pair the 1-2 polish and shine, (he wears sandals). There’s no shame, just more mess and not as much wiggle room as your traditional shower has to offer.
“I myself, am a closet tugger, the doors provide a nice secure barrier from the outside world during me time, and my girlfriends fuzzy scarves drape just low enough to tickle the tip.
“Dave is such a closet tugger! Look, he’s wearing crocs!”
“Dave is such a closet tugger! Look, he’s wearing crocs!”
by DrGreenT December 20, 2018
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