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Stringy Cheese Surprise

When you masturbate continuously and your semen turns into a stringy cheese surprise.
"I had a stringy cheese surprise last night."
by hillbillyhickfuck April 13, 2015
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Stripper Cheese

An actual disease caused by bad hygiene affecting the vaginal area, causing yellow strips of cheese to fall out of the vagina at random moments.
Ay man, i wouldn't tap that if i was you, i heard she got the stripper cheese!
by ninvlado June 3, 2015
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Coke Cheese

The pieces of a cocaine addict's perforated septum that become expelled from their nose.
Dang, did you see the amount of coke cheese that came out of Jack's nose when he sneezed?
by Elleissa January 2, 2016
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Dangling Cheese

Babe I have a dangling cheese on my tip, can you lick it off?
by OLA MY NAME IS JUAN September 3, 2016
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Moist cheese stick

Moist cheese sticks is when a man/guy/transgender dips his dick(see definition) into a mixture of Apple juice and jizz(aka the apple shake) then uses that mixture to put out the fire on the girls vagina hair(aka bush gardens)by rubbing it on the flaming area. Once the fire is out he licks he vagina till it is spotless. The cheese stick part comes because the boy does not have a boner(see definition).
by Moist cheese stick May 15, 2016
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Cream Cheese

Freshly groomed piste with ridges resembling spread cream cheese on a bagel
Hey Jack that cream cheese looks fresh and ready to rip up.
by Cream cheese super swag January 21, 2017
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fap cheese

Person: Oh man I put on the wrong sock this morning and got covered in fap cheese!
by Penelopchz January 28, 2017
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