cream cheese

Something that is used to spread on your partner's body during sex. Popularized by getting stuck in a girls braces, it was coined by a couple who are mentally retarded.

Girl: I'll get Randall over here and spread cream cheese all over me!
Guy: Oh hell no, thats my job!

by Anjew123 March 29, 2009

throat cheese

Throat cheese:

The hard bits of phlegm that randomly come out of your throat sometimes, they smell revolting.

It's like bad breath in a hard form.

'Hey jean smell this!'

*Jean throws up*

'What was that?!'

'Throat cheese baby'

by Xap November 6, 2007

Poo Cheese

New Orleans term that means beyond sorry or the worse of the worse

Boy Dem Detroit Lions is Poo Cheese

by Jay B 313 December 3, 2009

cheese eater

One who doesn't want to work yet expects to get paid.

Jane is a lazy cheese eater.

by Sneepy July 2, 2009

ass cheese

The remaining fecies left in someones ass-hole usually due to improper wiping procedures after one drops a log.

Petes ass cheese was potent enough to attract a herd of mice.

by M Style December 9, 2008

keyboard cheese

The manky stuff that builds up on keyboard letters and in the keyboard over a period of time, especially in schools/colleges where 200 odd dirty fingered teens use them each day.

Teen 1: Dude, look at this keyboard cheesizzle, bitchin
Teen 2: Man, thats ill, no diggity?

by Laurie March 10, 2005

cheese sandwich

v. to love, originating from a converstion in the film love and sex, where saying I love you, is compared to being as ordinary and easy to say as cheese sandwich.

I will always cheese sandwich you

by Geordie Nicole July 6, 2005