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Captained

When someone gets unexpectedly kicked in the balls hard enough to make them cry. While the person who kicked the other person balls yells Captain! too further humiliate the other person.
Dude Tom owes me money when i find him he is getting Captained.

CAPTAIN!....(getting kicked in the balls) Dude you just got CAPTAINED
by fenton-gorrilla410 April 15, 2010
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Captain Obvious

1.Nowadays also known as Rebecca Black. A person too dumb to know that obvious facts don't need explainations. 2.May also be known as "Chorba" in some places.
Ex1: Rebecca Black: "It's friday, yesterday was thursday, tomorrow is saturday"..... etc

Some ten year old: "Thank you Captain Obvious..."

Ex2: Teacher: "Les feuilles absorbent la lumiere..."

Chorba: "PHOTOSYNTHESE"
by lars23x April 26, 2011
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Captain Dildo

Someone that is so uptight about everything that it seems like they are walking around with a dildo in their ass all the time.
Guy 1: "Man have you heard Garrett lately?

Guy 2: "Yea, he can be strict, but he doesn't have to act like Captain Dildo all the time!"
by DONOVAN94 August 25, 2011
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DA Co-Captains

1) Two people who live wasted and never lose in BP

and

2) two people who drink to get fucked up everyday jus to have sum fun and fuck wit otha people
Da Co-Captains are the illest drinkers ever.
by Tony and Dante September 12, 2008
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Binderize Me Captain!

An expression that means the person is being told this should find, make or steal a binder and shove it up their own ass so deep that they're bleeding.
by Hannibal King 969 June 16, 2009
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co captains

when these two people named tony and dan, go to each others house's and get wasted like fucks
Dan and I are co-captains.
by Tony January 27, 2005
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Captain of the diving Team

1. Being desingated/voted to be captain of a diving sports team
2. Inferring that, as captain of the diving team, one actually eats a lot of pussy, also known as muff diving
Grandma-- Look, its my favorite grandson, and what have you been up to in college?

You---Not much, things are going well, I am Captain of the diving team and I practice every nite.

Grandma--Congratulations, you were always such a good swimmer

You--laugh
by mangu43 January 21, 2006
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