When someone gets unexpectedly kicked in the balls hard enough to make them cry. While the person who kicked the other person balls yells Captain! too further humiliate the other person.
Dude Tom owes me money when i find him he is getting Captained.
CAPTAIN!....(getting kicked in the balls) Dude you just got CAPTAINED
CAPTAIN!....(getting kicked in the balls) Dude you just got CAPTAINED
by fenton-gorrilla410 April 15, 2010
Get the Captained mug.1.Nowadays also known as Rebecca Black. A person too dumb to know that obvious facts don't need explainations. 2.May also be known as "Chorba" in some places.
Ex1: Rebecca Black: "It's friday, yesterday was thursday, tomorrow is saturday"..... etc
Some ten year old: "Thank you Captain Obvious..."
Ex2: Teacher: "Les feuilles absorbent la lumiere..."
Chorba: "PHOTOSYNTHESE"
Some ten year old: "Thank you Captain Obvious..."
Ex2: Teacher: "Les feuilles absorbent la lumiere..."
Chorba: "PHOTOSYNTHESE"
by lars23x April 26, 2011
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Someone that is so uptight about everything that it seems like they are walking around with a dildo in their ass all the time.
Guy 1: "Man have you heard Garrett lately?
Guy 2: "Yea, he can be strict, but he doesn't have to act like Captain Dildo all the time!"
Guy 2: "Yea, he can be strict, but he doesn't have to act like Captain Dildo all the time!"
by DONOVAN94 August 25, 2011
Get the Captain Dildo mug.1) Two people who live wasted and never lose in BP
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2) two people who drink to get fucked up everyday jus to have sum fun and fuck wit otha people
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2) two people who drink to get fucked up everyday jus to have sum fun and fuck wit otha people
by Tony and Dante September 12, 2008
Get the DA Co-Captains mug.An expression that means the person is being told this should find, make or steal a binder and shove it up their own ass so deep that they're bleeding.
by Hannibal King 969 June 16, 2009
Get the Binderize Me Captain! mug.by Tony January 27, 2005
Get the co captains mug.1. Being desingated/voted to be captain of a diving sports team
2. Inferring that, as captain of the diving team, one actually eats a lot of pussy, also known as muff diving
2. Inferring that, as captain of the diving team, one actually eats a lot of pussy, also known as muff diving
Grandma-- Look, its my favorite grandson, and what have you been up to in college?
You---Not much, things are going well, I am Captain of the diving team and I practice every nite.
Grandma--Congratulations, you were always such a good swimmer
You--laugh
You---Not much, things are going well, I am Captain of the diving team and I practice every nite.
Grandma--Congratulations, you were always such a good swimmer
You--laugh
by mangu43 January 21, 2006
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