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Christmas

When little kids get excited for a overweight stranger to plop down their chimney to give them stolen gifts.
I’m excited for Christmas, an overweight man will give me gifts.
by Cami1234 December 1, 2021
mugGet the Christmasmug.

Brown Christmas

When the ground is covered in shit, rather than snow, on Christmas Day.

Usually experienced in wastelands or along the equator.
Key West experienced their first Brown Christmas, after 2 feet if shitfall came down the night before.
by an idiot thats an idiot December 28, 2023
mugGet the Brown Christmasmug.

Christmas snake

When someone is going up the stairs infront of you so you shove your thumb up their ass
"I'm gonna give you a Christmas snake"

" I was going up the stairs and my friend gave me a Christmas snake"
by anonymous February 12, 2025
mugGet the Christmas snakemug.

White Christmas

Is when you are going to a party, where it is so much GODAMN cocaine for you and all of your friends to snort until you're dead.
How was the party?
It was awesome, and we bought so much cocaine, to say it at least, it was a white christmas!
by SheepbloodfromAustralia December 2, 2017
mugGet the White Christmasmug.

christmas random

A person who recently received a video game or new console for Christmas and has absolutely zero fucking idea what they are doing. They enter multi-player mode and bring your team down because they suck. They’re a huge, moronic liability and are guaranteed to be on your team.
God! Why do we always get the Christmas random on our team? Fuck this RNG.

Why didn’t we can Yasuo? This Christmas random can’t even CS, he’s not gonna carry this game.
by Lawlspirit January 1, 2020
mugGet the christmas randommug.

its fucking christmas

tom: ey yo its fucking christmas

jhon: hohoho bitch
by fucking santa November 1, 2021
mugGet the its fucking christmasmug.

Christmas-zy

A made-up word by CodeKirby on Scratch that means that you change something so it looks more festive.
"Mommy! Look! I made this toilet paper christmas-zy!"
by -BlueKirby- December 18, 2019
mugGet the Christmas-zymug.

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