lima beaning

When you pull your cock outa an asshole and theres a turd nugget on the head off your dick that resembles a lima bean

I finelly got my girl to give up the anal. I almost changed my mind when i started lima beaning . But who gives a fuck...was her bedsheets.

by Sausagehole April 12, 2019

Beans in the crockpot

Drank a lot of beer night before, stomach hurting bad. Got the shits, but have a chub growing in my pants. Roll your chick over, take some cream cheese and fuck her back door. As youre about to shoot your load, quickly drop the beer shit in her mouth. Then blow your wad right on top. Thus simulating a bowl of chili with warm sour cream on top.

Dude, my chick was looking hot this morning. But I had the beer shots bad. So I fucked her and finished with a “beans in the crockpot”. It was haaaaaard

by The evil doctor December 21, 2019

Jimmy Bean

A name you might give your best fwend in the world.

You should always appreciate your jimmy bean.

Jimmy bean can you like my Instagram post

by JimmyBean❤️ April 23, 2018

Bean boozled

Bean boozled often refers to a female’s front-butt. When you go downtown you don’t if you’re gonna eat moldy cheese or baby wipes.

When Shaun went down on Kelly he smelled grass clippings. He knew he had been bean boozled.

by DrivingMsCrazy May 2, 2018

spin the bean

Pleasuring a woman's clitoris with two fingers in a circular fashion.

I almost got carpel tunnel playing an exilrating game of spin the bean.

by Sighcmonman May 10, 2017

ice and beans

When a Mexican gets cold

Wow I'm feeling like ice and beans (says a Mexican)

by Stop slippin May 17, 2017

Bean dip

When you're eating her box and you move to her ass but you forgot to search for shit

The party was good until i had the bean dip

by A$$sucker July 18, 2016