Rage Boner 

When you hate something so much you want to have sex with it

Back in the day, I had a rage boner for my 80 year old English teacher

Rage Boner by Blake12377 August 8, 2012

sweat pant boner

1.When one achieves a penile erection whilst wearing sweat pants, making the erection extremely noticeable
2.a stiffness of the sweat pant

1." I can't get up right now, everyone will see my sweat pant boner."

sweat pant boner by D-bo January 20, 2007

Boredom Boner

When you are just so bored, that you get a random (usually unwanted boner) The infamous "Boredom Boner" can appear at any time.

Mitch: "Dude... WTF?!?"
Alec: "What?"
Mitch: "You have a boner..."
Alec: "Don't worry. It's just a boredom boner it'l go away as soon as we do something."
Mitch: "Oh cool."

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Boredom Boner by Me and Mr. Split April 24, 2011

morning boner 

when you get a boner in the morning, and you dont know why, its just standing tall and strong!

morning boner by tittyT December 1, 2002

womb boner 

The uncontrollable urge to reproduce that consumes a female while she is holding a baby. This gut instinct/desire is completely independent of her true thoughts on having (and raising!) children.

Meredith never wanted kids, but every time she held her niece, her mind went blank and her ovaries starting churning--all was complete and perfect in the world. Truly nutty biology was at work- she was having a womb boner.

womb boner by Becky Slater December 18, 2010

Accidental Boner 

Unintentional wood at an awkward moment.

Boy - So I was sitting in church and this hot chick stood up and I totally got an accidental boner.
Girl - I know right????

Accidental Boner by "Meat"ball June 19, 2009

bumpy road boner 

When you're driving along a bumpy road, and the constant bumping around makes your body get confused due to all the penis flopage occuring within your pants, and to your surprise you get a boner. Also known as a "brb."

While taking the buggy for a spin I got a bumpy road boner and had to lie about why I didn't want to get up from the drivers seat. "I'm just checking the gauges," I said.

bumpy road boner by crazy b February 11, 2005