by Goatedgoat March 3, 2022
Get the 580 blastedmug. a blast with a temperature of 20,000,000c coming out of ones dick when turned on. but unfortunately has only been achieved by jesus. but if a human pulls one off it causes mass human destruction
by Nirotic December 19, 2018
Get the thermotic blastmug. In the times of covid 19, health officials recommended that masks were to be worn while having intercourse. It is a pun on no love without a glove.
It was August 5th 2020. We were about to fuck right before she stop and asked if I had a mask. I said "No?" She hopped out of bed and said "No mask, no blast." I left her house with blue balls.
by Tuguit September 24, 2020
Get the No mask, no blast.mug. The primal action of whipping a person with the tail of a body part, preferably butt cheeks, pig tails or pony tails.
by JasonBoBason October 14, 2022
Get the gator blastmug. The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.
"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."
Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.
Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.
by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017
Get the donkey blastedmug. When you have a boiling hot fart ready to blow, but when you attempt to perform a Dutch Oven diarrhea comes out and your significant other gets covered in your brown slushy goodness.
by death180 September 8, 2015
Get the furnace blastmug. A way for someone to ask someone to wear a mask before engaging in intercourse in the time of a pandemic.
by Tuguit September 24, 2020
Get the No mask, no blast.mug.