Texas Drive-Thru

While youre having sex with a girl you shove a matchbox car up her ass to "mark your territory"
Got some strange from another girl after the bar last night and gave her the ole texas drive-thru.
by Matteoooo C September 13, 2011
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texas time-bomb

setting someone's alarm clock then defecating on it so the as to listen to the response
that girl i went home with last night, I texas time-bombed her ass
by Tommy Knocker December 14, 2004
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Texas Pistachio Wagon

A killer local band from San Antonio, TX.
Jayson: Dude, are you going to see Texas Pistachio Wagon tonight?

Joe: Hell Yeah, the Wagon rocks!
by humdipper May 05, 2009
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Texas A&M University

-Largest University in the U.S. in terms of land area.
-Home to the largest football stadium in the state of Texas.
-3rd Largest University in the U.S. in terms of number of students. (Capped at 42,000)
-Only University with a Land, a Sea and an Air grant from the U.S. government.
-Known for its Nationaly Famous Corp of Cadets.
-Often falsely sterotyped as being "full of hicks"
-Main campus located in College Station, Texas.
--Located 80 miles from Houston and Austin.
-Home of the 12th Man.
Texas A&M University is conservative where The University of Texas is liberal.
by JRD June 27, 2004
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Texas Place Mat

Using your girl’s panties as a wet spot barrier between her ass and your expensive bed sheets.

The panties are removed in anticipation of oral sex or coitus then spread smoothly under her ass like a place mat to catch her wetness, squirt and eventually your busted nut that leaks down the taint.
Thanks to the Texas place mat, I was able to have a nice dry post nut nap.
by Dick Onchin December 02, 2020
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Texas anal massacre

You put barbecue sauce on your penis and proceed to give her anal until you cum. Then make the girl suck it all off until she’s full
I feed Maddie last night with the Texas Anal Massacre
by Big baddy August 06, 2019
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Texas Nose Flute

A parapdilliac sexual act in which a partner places their nose into a person's vaginal introitus to which they then blow their nose into the canal.
Her glistening vulva trembled in anticipation of his throbbing nostrils which ripe for a Texas Nose Flute.
by browndoctor May 13, 2015
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