Anne Crank, an “angry cry wank”
Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.
Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.
Example 1: I am hiding in the attic, the nazis are banging at the door, I am angry, upset and masturbating vigorously. I’m having an Anne Crank.
Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!
Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.
Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!
Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.
by JittyMan November 1, 2022
Get the Anne Crank mug.A dumb bitch that isn't quite a Karen. Trolls by calling others trolls. Name calling is an Anne's only defense. Doesn't understand emojis, but insists on using them improperly. Likes to use the word "butt" because "ass" is a curse. Doesn't know, or quite understand when people are making fun of her. Anne will keep commenting until she is the final comment regardless of how meaningless it is, or how dumb and petty it makes her appear. Anne likes to start shit, but can't handle shit hitting the fan. Thinks she is original, but is just regurgitating phrases and points made by the "real" news media.
Just another Anne immediately calling me a troll for commenting on her post.
Damn Anne, I was just asking a question!
Did that Anne just use a single clapping emoji to show a round of applause?
Damn Anne, I was just asking a question!
Did that Anne just use a single clapping emoji to show a round of applause?
by BoredWithPurpose September 8, 2020
Get the Anne mug.Passionate about love tries to always do the right thing to let other people happy while displeasing oneself. Loner
You should name her Lacy-Ann.
by Names_____ November 22, 2021
Get the Lacy-Ann mug.How do I even start about Anneliese? Anneliese is a smart and incredible girl. She is like a sister to you. She makes you smile, and laugh when your sad, and helps you will your problems. She is amazing inside and out, and always will be. She will never let you down or leave you no matter what, she’ll be there for you. She gives you food when your dying of starvation and talk to you at 6 in the morning if she has to. Make sure you get a best friend like Anneliese.
Anne is an amazing friend!
by @yellow! November 2, 2019
Get the Anne mug.Gus-Ann is actually two people morphed into one. When together you at first think how cute they look but that quickly changes once you've been around them enough. When apart they are constantly on one anothers mind and during the day they spend numerous hours on phone. Their probably going to have children soon if Beth Ann breaks away from her "pure" ways. Who knows what their future holds? I guess in reality the world would be a better place if we had more Gus-Ann's.
by c.d. April 13, 2005
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