Chinese Fire Slap

When you make a 360 degree turn and then proceed to firmly place your hand across (preferably) the persons face, imprinting your handprint on their face for 1-3 days.

Man, Tyler just chinese fire slapped that weird kid ahmet. His face finna look like a tomato for the next 2 days!

by EDP(.)(.)6969 October 10, 2018

Chinese Chaloopa

The sexual act in which a man (or butch lesbian) goes to a health department, b-rated Chinese restaurant, and needs to take a massive spicy shit after. The man then unloads this torrent into the woman's pussy meow-meow, which is probably what he ate at the restaurant. Then, he eats and fucks the shit like the a little greasy stoner piggy getting the 5 dorrar box at 3AM at a Taco Bell.

Matt: "I might have just gotten food poisoning from eating a fried rat at that new Chinese place"
Derrick: "Nice! Try giving your girl a good old Chinese Chaloopa"

by Ninaleven June 28, 2023

Chinese soup strainer

The act of shitting and pissing into someone’s mouth while their teeth are closed

Yo: Gurt did she let you try Chinese soup strainer last night
Gurt: yeah it was awesome

by Markerbiter May 11, 2025

Reverse Chinese Finger Trap

When you take a long, double sided barbed sounding rod and and shove it down both you and a friend’s urethra at the same time. You then both attempt to pull the rod out of your dicks leading to a mixture of intense pain and pleasure. The orgasm that follows consists of semen and blood and resembles mayochup.

Evan: Are you down to lick some dog nuts today?
John: No, fuck you Evan. Me and Tim are going to reverse chinese finger trap.

by Fat Lorenzo March 24, 2023

Chinese Sandwich

When two vaginas are pressed tightly together, and someone puts literal roast beef in the center.

"I was almost late for work because my girlfriend and her sister made me a Chinese Sandwich for lunch"

by HelloPity January 22, 2024

You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.

Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!

by The only big Mike January 2, 2019

chinese whistle

a small wet penis

Kim: me and evan had sex at that party last night and he had a chinese whistle
Bertha: what the hell is that?
Kim: it means his penis was small and wet

by turboh June 4, 2016