the driving crooner

a sketch from season 3, episode 1 of Tim Robinson’s “I Think You Should Leave” in which he plays a good samaritan driver who picks up people who are over the legal limit. but in reality…he is the driving crooner. he’s really gotta find a way to make money off of this

driving crooner: fuck fuck fuck fuck! they’re trying to make it look fake!
passenger: slow down!
driving crooner: you gotta be right next to me for it to look real. you gotta be RIGHT next to me.
passenger: what is this?
the driving crooner: you’re riding with the driving crooner baby

by anonymous June 28, 2023

snow drive

Kissing a guy after road head

Friend: how was the drive

Friend 2: not bad… had a little snow drive after that 6 minute trip.

by French skier March 1, 2022

denver drive-by

When a car (or pedestrian) drives by blasting you/your car/your place of business with large amounts of cannabis smoke

"Damn dude, you smell that? "
"Yeah, we just got blasted by a Denver drive-by"

by N8CHE April 13, 2017

Truck Drive

The act of a group of people, usually consisting of three or more, beating the fuck out of a slumbering person in the dark while flashing lights in his/her face.

That kid with all the bruises got a truck drive last night.

by swim all day February 26, 2009

Sin Drive

The road you take when the highway to hell is backed up. It is the ontological opposite of Saint’s Row.

“Hey, how long is this gonna take? I wanna get to eternal punishment already.”
“Highway’s backed up. Waze says Sin Drive is clear, though!”

by pancakedonahue April 23, 2025

drive a moose

To drive a moose is to take a dump, but then drive it up someone else's ass, so they can punch a moose later on.

To punch a moose is to take a shit. My friend was constipated, so after I punched a moose, I took my shit and drove it up their ass. This is called to drive a moose. A few minutes later, they were successfully able to unload their bowels and later that night, they gratefully thanked me in private.

by Moose Driver October 13, 2013

driving through toledo

Get your dick so deep in someone during intercourse that it moves their insides around.

I got so deep inside her that I was driving through Toledo.

by DrawTap88 October 23, 2022