a sketch from season 3, episode 1 of Tim Robinson’s “I Think You Should Leave” in which he plays a good samaritan driver who picks up people who are over the legal limit. but in reality…he is the driving crooner. he’s really gotta find a way to make money off of this
driving crooner: fuck fuck fuck fuck! they’re trying to make it look fake!
passenger: slow down!
driving crooner: you gotta be right next to me for it to look real. you gotta be RIGHT next to me.
passenger: what is this?
the driving crooner: you’re riding with the driving crooner baby
passenger: slow down!
driving crooner: you gotta be right next to me for it to look real. you gotta be RIGHT next to me.
passenger: what is this?
the driving crooner: you’re riding with the driving crooner baby
by anonymous June 28, 2023

by French skier March 1, 2022

When a car (or pedestrian) drives by blasting you/your car/your place of business with large amounts of cannabis smoke
by N8CHE April 13, 2017

The act of a group of people, usually consisting of three or more, beating the fuck out of a slumbering person in the dark while flashing lights in his/her face.
by swim all day February 26, 2009

The road you take when the highway to hell is backed up. It is the ontological opposite of Saint’s Row.
“Hey, how long is this gonna take? I wanna get to eternal punishment already.”
“Highway’s backed up. Waze says Sin Drive is clear, though!”
“Highway’s backed up. Waze says Sin Drive is clear, though!”
by pancakedonahue April 23, 2025

To drive a moose is to take a dump, but then drive it up someone else's ass, so they can punch a moose later on.
To punch a moose is to take a shit. My friend was constipated, so after I punched a moose, I took my shit and drove it up their ass. This is called to drive a moose. A few minutes later, they were successfully able to unload their bowels and later that night, they gratefully thanked me in private.
by Moose Driver October 13, 2013

by DrawTap88 October 23, 2022
