Noob

A not cool/annoying Peron

"dude you know that person named Bella she's such a noob"

by laukaykel November 19, 2018

noob

Someone who is unexperienced and asks stupid questions like "What's a noob?" or "What the heck does 1337 mean?"

"That guy is acting like a total noob."

by Lt. Spus July 25, 2008

Noob

Erger dan het K-woord, bestaat niet in nederland

Jij bent echt een noob

by Heejjsji June 21, 2022

Noob

*Means you are new to the game*

Let me show you and example of the best community in Gaming History:
#Dota 2 In Radiant
Noob:Hey guys what hero should i pick?
I am new to Dota 2 xddd
Teammate 1:сука бляяяяя
Я 100000 ммр соло

Го го го Б
Teammate 2:Go kys noob xdddddddd
Teammate 3:Putang ina mo
Tara Slardar tara b b b
Teammate 4 (in mic): *Distorted sounds of World War 2 with a girl getting raped and eating ramen while listening to Shitty Dubstep and playing minecraft* till it lags out
*Dire Victory*

by Honest Game Reviews March 19, 2017

Sleep Noob

A novice at the fine art of rest. Often characterized by their inability to properly wrap themselves in a duvet or blanket, leading to a 3 a.m. wrestling match with tangled sheets. Their sleep setup looks like a crime scene where the blanket has escaped, and they’ve somehow managed to twist themselves into a human pretzel. They wake up with the grace of a confused giraffe, suffering from neck and back pain that defies all logic. The sleep noob will spend a solid 15 minutes hitting snooze, only to fall asleep again and accidentally nap through their alarm, proving they still have much to learn in the realm of sleep mastery.

You are such a sleep noob, you don't even know how to get toasty in bed

by coolkidksater January 1, 2025

Noob

Definition: Being a beginner, bad at a game or at life in general.

Origin : Stefano

Oh my god you’re such a noob that you kinda ressemble a Stefano

by A Regular Old Guy June 5, 2020

noob

Ignoramus

Dumb Ass, you're a total nOOb.

by sucker4spuge December 28, 2011