Jump

Fun or exiciting ;another way of saying Lit

This party bouta jump
That concert was jumpin

by Idekbroskiano August 28, 2019

JUMP

A one night stand.
someone who does not have a need for a relationship.
A woman or a man who just wants to Fuck, just sex, nothing else, no real connection, a JUMP.

Jumps can happen once, Jumps can happen all the time, but they are just a JUMP.

JUMP, a JUMP OFF however, is someone who just wants to get off in any manner, but with the same concept, except they are looking for a specific thing to do, JUMP OFF jerk off.

A JUMP is a cheap person, who only does that, and has no sense of respect for one self, they just want to JUMP.

That bitch(Persons Name) is a JUMP.

by LOURDESNOTAJUMP November 6, 2020

Flood-Jump

A term regarding to the flood in the Halo series, which jump extremely far and high.

Dude! Did you just see my cat jump?
Yeah! It just did a Flood-Jump!

by GirFreak113 August 12, 2009

Jump The Clock

To be late on attendance

You jumped the clock, don't do it again.

If you jump the clock again, we'll have to fire you

by SauceMilliken July 31, 2017

go commit bungee jump with rope

One of, if not the, worst thing you can say to someone.

Bob: Go commit not alive.
John: Go commit bungee jump with rope.
Bob: *Fricking dead.*

by Cyka420BlyatNuggets November 16, 2018

Not going to jump to conclusions

Already doing it bitch. How's that ear? How many bullet holes do I have in MY ear? I'll give you a hint: The number looks like an "O" and it also looks like a bullet hole, interestingly enough. Better question is: How many mentally retarded billionaires does it take for my theory of AI to work? Another hint? The answer to the second question is the SAME AS THE FIRST! 😃 It's a two-fer!

Hym "Ok. They are not going to jump to conclusions THIS time like they did LAST TIME or like the time that they drone struck a boat... And then claimed it was drug traffickers... And then it WASN'T ACTUALLY DRUG TRAFFICLERS... It was just fishermen... We are going to do that THIS TIME. INSTEAD... We are going to wait to see if it's the 🔫 schizophrenia AGAIN... And then we are going to lie and say it was our political enemies... Even though we know it WASN'T THAT... Ok. I'm ready. I'm ready for the not jumping to conclusions we are about to do.... Ok? Go!"

by Hym Iam October 1, 2025

Brownie jumping

When you have to stomp your shit down a drain in the shower

Last night i didnt have time to get out if the shower and had to go brownie jumping

by Asian0rphan June 7, 2023