nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

nigel suicide wank stinks

by mrs tosser October 1, 2025

Suicide Bait

Used darkly to describe something that baits you towards un-aliving yourself in a 'that shit sucked' fashion.

Bill: "Hey, how was your weekend?"
Tom: "Well... My in-laws visited. That shit was suicide bait. Like actual suicide bait."

by funkmann April 10, 2025

A Suicide Date

A Suicide Date is when you date someone so horrible, or so unbearable they make you want to kill yourself because they make your suffering that much more miserable

No, Wait! Johnny Don't take that cyanide!

Sorry Tim, just went on a Suicide Date and now I wanna fucking die

by Oppressionator May 21, 2019

Russian Suicide

A method of suicide where the perpetrator shoots themself multiple times in the back of the head.

Did you hear about Gary Webb? He exposed the CIA in 1996 and in 2004, he committed Russian suicide.

by headshotcraft February 20, 2023

Vaginal suicide

What you say after watching someone hit herself in the pussy so hard that you're pretty sure she's dead.

Oh my God! That was vaginal suicide!

by yrgh October 5, 2025

business-suicide

An objective, according to everyone but you, mismanagement (by you) of your own financial assets and resources

If you are about to commit business-suicide, take action when others tell you to, before you drive yourself to debt

by Sexydimma May 19, 2016

Suicide Bomb

When you take a dump on your partner's titties and wipe it off with pages of the Qu’ran.

Maybe if you’re lucky, I’ll give you the Suicide Bomb.

by octacle August 21, 2024