Florida man Fuckfest

Men of all ages gather in a swamp in Florida and masturbate harder than ever before with the crocs and each man see who can ejaculate on the most crocodiles without getting a croc to attack

Me and all my elementary school homies flew down to Florida and had the most lovely Florida man Fuckfest till little Timmy didn’t escape when the crocodile attacked and now we did it again to honor him, couldn’t even make it past second grade

by Indian Blowhole lover January 2, 2023

L Mans

not staying up to watch the movie and instead go to sleep

he went to sleep instead of staying up to watch the movie so hes a L mans

by 42786493 September 9, 2022

Needle man

Someone who works themselves to death

I don't want to be trapped in an office, I am not a needle man

by Harbingerofpayne May 4, 2021

spider man whopper

A whopper with red buns and black seeds, made to promote "Spider Man: Across the Spider Verse". Nothing else.

I ate the spider man whopper... and d i e d.

by TheRealMikey July 4, 2023

poopy man tv

a man on tghe = pooptv lol

poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopy maaaaaaaaan tvvvvvvvvvv is so poopt =y tv poopy man tv

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

blue mega man

Valium. anxiety or muscle relaxant medicine.

im so glad i'm home from work. i need a couple blue mega man & a beer, then i'll be cool. i gotta catch up with my sleep.

by flava b (bernie mac) April 1, 2009

Back door man

A back door man is a man who likes to bang a woman in the ass. He’s the “get bent” type of guy.

“Back door man” expression was used in the 1930s and the 1960s psychedelic rock band The Doors adopted it where Jim Morrison uses the song’s title and context to define a man who has anal sex with his woman.

Btws…Timmothy is a back door man. So, prepare to get bent.

by lilacgirl97 January 31, 2024