I banged your dad

I couldn't find your mum

You don't have a mum so I banged your dad

by yeetmeworld May 17, 2023

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Hug Your Boyfriend Day

November 28- it’s hug your boyfriend day so go ahead and give your boyfriend a well deserved hug!!!

Hey my dear boyfriend… today is hug your boyfriend day..

by Dumplingdumpum November 28, 2023

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Back out your ting

Show us your thing, your weapon often a skeng (knife)

"yo back out your ting"

by Pseudonimko February 15, 2019

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whats your deadlift

what pussies say when they can't win an argument, ends in them bullying you. ALWAYS ASK WHATS THEIR PHYSIQUE!!! THIS IS THEIR WEAKPOINT!! (sometimes)

ChadNigga69: stfu pussy you probably eat the cum out of your mom you inbred shitwad
faggotassretard8350835: ok pusi whats your deadlift @ den pusi i will kik yr ass in a fite!!
ChadNigga69: 250, why?
faggotassretard8350835: LOL!! my grandma can lift that!! my penis can lift that!!
ChadNigga69: ok post your physique then, pussy.
this bitch left!! pussy!!!: faggotassretard8350835

by GrandmaFingering November 16, 2021

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shut your cheeks

Another form of "shut up," albeit a bit more friendly. An excellent response to banter, as it is a play on the phrase, "talking shit"; you are describing their mouth as an asshole that needs to close.

Friend - "Your girlfriend is old enough to be your mum."
You - "Shut your cheeks, bro."

by Paul Odyssey February 21, 2022

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corkin' your screws

verb: 1) joking or kidding, or 2) to screw someone.

1. Dave: Hey, Tim, look over there! It's Radiohead!
Tim: REALLY?! WHERE????
Dave: Nah, I'm just corkin' your screws.
Tim: Fuck you.

2. Sam: Hey where were Rachel and Ben last night?
Emily: She was corkin' his screws.
Sam: ...

by UrMommmm!! April 28, 2010

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