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Dirty Schweppes Guy

A man who hasn't cut or washed his hair since the 4th grade. It wears the same shirt for about two weeks straight before changing to a new one. Drives a 2006 Suby or a big black van. He can't grow a beard but he can grow a mean scum stache. His scum burns (side burns) really tie the whole outfit together though. The Schweppes is the most important part though. It drinks a 2 liter of warm Schweppes every single day
by Guy Harry September 12, 2017
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Dirty Dong David

(noun) (verb)

The act of performing a circumcision on a Jew while shoving the ingredients of Black Tar Heroin into his anus.
Friend: Where have you been?
Me: Oh just doing Dirty Dong David on that grandma next door
Friend: Oh ok
by potatosupremxcy February 16, 2023
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Ralph's Dirty Surprise

While receiving oral sex, a male partner stimulates the other partner's uvula resulting in the partner giving oral sex to vomit on the male partner's erect penis. The male partner then inserts his soiled penis into the other partner's rectum using the vomit as anal lubrication.
I gave Sherry 'Ralph's Dirty Surprise' last night.
by Julie McChicken June 28, 2009
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Dirty PB & J

When a women sticks the index finger in the poop chute and middle finger of the same hand in the pussy during menses and then proceeds to wipe both fingers under the nose of their lover.
Scotty kept trying to fuck me during my period, so I gave him a Dirty PB & J while he slept.
by PI Pat & Sweet Ape November 4, 2007
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Denver Dirty Dangler

Occurs when two men are in the act of anal sex and the receiving man has not taken a shit in a long time. As the giving man is pounding the other man in his long overdue shit, he pulls out to find a hair dangling from the tip of his penis with a small shit-crumb attached.

This does not have to occur in or around Denver.
Man 1- Did you hear that John gave Mark a Denver Dirty Dangler last night?

Man 2- Yeah, he had to take a shit right after they were done.
by WordGod0985 April 3, 2010
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Dirty South Dunk

Dirty South Dunk (or Double Dunk) is a sexual term describing the receiving person with their ass in the air and legs by their head with the other person putting his balls in the receivers asshole.
"Damn, yo I dirty south dunked that ho from the club... I never saw an ass spread so wide... nothing but net!"
by Timmy Hartman September 23, 2008
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Dirty Emperor's Helmet

The act of dipping your hog in chocolate syrup and hanging it down over one's nose.
When Ian's mother passed out during the movie last week, I broke out the Hershey's and gave her a Dirty Emperor's Helmet,
by Murph Dawg April 28, 2006
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