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kiss my ass flu

refers to the fabricated condition from which an employee is suffering when he or she calls in sick not because of a real illness but because he or she is resentful, frustrated or burnt out as a result of being mistreated by his or her boss.
"There's a shoe sale on at the mall tomorrow; I think I have suddenly developed a terrible case of kiss my ass flu and won't be able to come in to work."
by Shafty May 16, 2006
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National Slap an Ass Day

Every April 11th you can slap that one girl wit dat nice booty’s ass. Only on this day can there be no consequences.
Damn bro, she got a FINE ass.

Aye, it’s April 11th. National Slap an Ass Day. Remember?

(God’s Plan plays in background)
by That Wigga Named Ricky May 25, 2018
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sexy ass mother trucker

a description for someone who is just so damn fine that you can't leave it a just "sexy". you gots ta add the "ass mother trucker",because it really does make that much of a difference. :D
Damnnn that boy is one sexy ass mother trucker.
by ReeShiie September 29, 2006
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gay ass homo fag

An idiotic term used mainly by homophobic teenagers to insult a homosexual person.
1: "Hey, I have a 1.9 grade point average, but at least I'm not a gay ass homo fag."

2: "Like... that one guy is like a total like gay ass homo fag and like, that's not like, cool, like, ya know?"
by Sav MacDowel July 20, 2006
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kick ass and take initials

when you are too busy kickin asss you have to take initials
"I am fixing to kick ass and take initials at the club tonight when i break it down"
by leigh mcgee August 19, 2008
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no shit off my ass

1. when a decsion or action affects you in no way

2. when you don't give a fuck
guy 1: hey i can use ur computer to check fantasy football

guy 2: ya sure, its no shit off my ass
by beanboy88 January 13, 2010
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Ass-clown Jew Nazi

A jumbled mass of words that means jack shit; commonly used by schmucks who have no real clue as to what the fuck they are talking about.
How the fuck can someone be a Nazi and a Jew at the same time you fucking idiot?
by <---- NOOB December 22, 2003
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