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by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

why i hate the number 4

In my early childhood, one of my neighbors adopted a kitten out of four and later i learned that kitten clawed one of the said neighbor's eyes out. and it give me a bed vibe

this is why i hate the number 4 In my early childhood, one of my neighbors adopted a kitten out of four and later i learned that kitten clawed one of the said neighbor's eyes out. and it give me a bed vibe

by 4 hater aka KOK_KOK February 21, 2024

Elliot stinks so I beat them syndrome

Disorder in which you are physically above elliot in any and every situation no matter the reason or cause

Gabe- "i love you"
Elliot- "I love you more"
Gabe- "no you don't because I have 'Elliot stinks so I beat them syndrome'"

by Sunnyquartz January 7, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool

The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool means that the "over, wait" part means overweight, but the expression means that it's a perfect comeback to anyone who calls you overweight or fat and you're not obese, but you're still overweight. But the point is that you're still pretty healthy. Maybe the cholesterol is a little high sometimes, but other than that, you eat healthy sometimes and sometimes eat junk food and so who cares if your weight bounces up and down a lot and maybe more up than down. I'm Superman Batman!

Jerk: Haha, You're overweight and fat!

Tony: The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool!

People: Cool!

Jerk: *Goes away.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 27, 2024

I campioni

I campioni is when you see someone so stupid that a rock could easily beat him in a chess rap battle.

Person 1: Micheal Cicco is a great singer.
Person 2: stfu he's a I campioni
Person 1: well, he's a DSA...

by Fistalloni January 31, 2023

I

Bell bottom blues, you made me cry
I don't want to lose this feeling
And if I could choose a place to die
It would be in your arms
Do you want to see me crawl across the floor to you?
Do you want to hear me beg you to take me back?

I'd gladly do it because
I don't want to fade away
Give me one more day, please
I don't want to fade away
In your heart I want to stay
It's all wrong, but it's all right
The way that you treat me baby
Once I was strong but I lost the fight
You won't find a better loser
Do you want to see me crawl across the floor to you?
Do you want to hear me beg you to take me back?
I'd gladly do it because
I don't want to fade away
Give me one more day, please
I don't want to fade away
In your heart I want to stay
Do you want to see me crawl across the floor to you?
Do you want to hear me beg you to take me back?
I'd gladly do it 'cause
I don't want to fade away
Give me one more day, please
I don't want to fade away

Loving you…
I will always do…
Every day…
Every night …

Always!

by a dream and 💔 September 7, 2024