I table

A person that thinks is a table like you right now when you typed "i table".

Me:hi who are you?
Table:i table

by Uncanny April 23, 2022

I

I wish…
Today was the day…
I opened my eyes…
And there you are…
No longer closed they need

To be

For me To see you.
In front of me…
You would be!!!
For this day…
I will wait for eternity!!!!

I love you!!!
More than anything…
Some day…
I know you will see!!!!

by a dream and 💔 February 23, 2024

I don't really get paid enough to care

A person that doesnt do their job correctly or doesnt care about it, because said person isnt compensated enough to do so.

Person 1 to the maintenance crewman: ,,That pipe is leaking"
the maintenance crewman: ,,I don't really get paid enough to care"

by R_l_T November 24, 2024

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by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

I love Shinada

I love Shinada refers to a character from Yakuza 5 - Tatsuo Shinada, and the love to this character.

Yo dude.. I love Shinada so much, this guy is so funny

by yahiacord mods February 19, 2024

I ain't sweat

I ain't sweat
= I am not lying!

Police: Did you do it?
Guy: Ayo no!
Police: Don't lie!
Guy: Bruv, I ain't sweat!

by Ya Word Definer June 7, 2018

I can see the circumcision scar

A method of politely calling someone a dickhead

You know, I can see the circumcision scar.

by RTM 1963 June 9, 2023