Real ladies man

A guy who claims to know everything about women and sex, but has probably only had sex maybe once or twice.

(Sarcastically) He knows a lot, he must be a real ladies man.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

man oyster

Asshole

May I eat your man oyster?

by MarkoPolo April 12, 2017

mayonnaise man

A man that has about as much spice and flavor as a jar of mayonnaise.

Rebecca: "OMG This guy sucks at holding a conversation!"
Alex: "Sounds like you got yourself a mayonnaise man."

by creatorofthefarts November 07, 2022

The Toast Man

Retarded racist Polish man who uses Reddit and Discord, he has two beautiful daughters: Christine and Adama.
he's from East Poland but lives in West Poland.
if you see a Reddit user called "amon_gus_sus42069"
or
"@Toaster_brained_idiot" on discord, avoid that user.

"God dammit i hate The Toast Man he's so racist"
"kill yourself"

by Tit sucker January 21, 2024

pac-manning

The art of navigating the grocery store during the Covid-19 pandemic, so as to avoid the other dangerous shoppers and obtain fruit.

Man, I went to the store at 7 to do my pac-manning before the whole crowd got there; some chick was wearing a bag on her head for a mask.

by FredBot3000 April 10, 2020

Man City

Cheaters.

They are Man City, they broke financial fair play rules.

by February 06, 2023

Man City

probably the most hated club in the world for how good they are. Bought by a billionaire in 2008, but are actually successful cuz of their world-class manager Pep Guardiola. Rival fans, especially salty penchester united fans,are always making pathetic jokes about "plastic fans" and low attendance.

person 1: what club u support ?
person 2: man city

person 1: city have fans ???
person 2: how original, ur being salty bastard cuz city r the biggest team in manchester

by Matty likes phatty February 06, 2022