So yeah I’m board I try and search this up if it works it will be funny
Yo what’s up I’m bored so I added a word
by It’s me cursed Deku September 28, 2020
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shut up before i make you

basically telling you to shut up or they will thrust their dick in ur mouth to make you shut up.
Gf: This is why I'm better than you in Poppy Playtime!
Bf: I was lagging, plus, I wasn't even trying.
Gf: Yeah, Yeah. You sure about that?
Bf: Shut up before I make you.
by tyler's slut February 10, 2023
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I nEeD A qUeStIoN

ask somebody to giv you a question
ay Joe! I nEeD A qUeStIoN
Ya what?
Can i PLz eat your poo?
sure it sure is tasty
by Earth Worm Sally December 09, 2018
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I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.
Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”
by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021
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J Hope is so selfish again lol I hate hiphop
J Hope is so selfish again lol I hate hiphop
by Handle100 August 08, 2023
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May I please have a water?

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.
Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!
by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023
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