shrodinger's shit

When you need to shit and it feels like diarrhea but you're constipated so it won't come out.

I'm in shit limbo, shrodinger's shit if you willl.

by Flixxy October 30, 2022

Shit show

Applebee’s

Applebee’s is a complete shit show 99.97% of the Time.

by Rigidy wrecked December 2, 2018

freak shit

A TTRPG players overly elaborate mary sue character.

Player: Can I be a 1000 year old half-elf demi-dragon gestapo officer?
DM: No, I don't allow freak shit in my games.

by DJ dick gobbler September 25, 2022

Shit

The current itemshop rotation in Fortnite Battle Royal.
The "Shit" is the shop being filled with crossovers.

Have you seen todays Shit shop rotation?

by flinsky December 25, 2023

Shit Flip

A shit flip occurs when a man falls asleep. A woman pulls down

the man's pants and takes a shit on his unerected penis. When the man awakes and has morning wood, it flips with the erected penis and goes onto his stomach.

My man was very surprised this morning when I decided to give him the ol' shit flip.

by David143 February 5, 2018

all that and a bag of shit

When someone thinks they're all that and a bag of chips, but you hate them so much that don't feel they're worth being compared to something good, even with sarcasm.

"My coworker is so stuck up and condescending, she's all that and a bag of shit."

by JustYourAverageTwilightZoneFan June 8, 2023

Pigeon shit

When a disc golfer shows up to the course intoxicated from whiskey and marijuana. This golfer usually shoots the worst score and walks around with his lip dragging on the ground. He also wears boots covered in bird shit and falls off the tee boxes because he is so drunk!

Did you guys see that pigeon shit yesterday?

by Give me a beer in the c shop August 26, 2021