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Your mom

person 1: your argument sucks.
person 2: your mom lol
by fredbear fazbear January 2, 2024
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Wonking your willy

Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.
Are you up wonking your willy right now?
by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023
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your mom

by sSp1ke September 23, 2022
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Make your mind up

First song by Canadian rapper NAV
Go listen to make your mind up by NAV
by Ethans Fetish February 24, 2021
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your mom

Your mom is an immature reply to a insult others may throw at you.
Can you do something with your life?”
“Your mom”
by Ayo ladies and gentlemen January 10, 2019
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Ha! It's hilarious that this is the topic because (believe it or not) I was going post this exact thing today but I fell asleep. That's hilarious! Damn... This is way less good now... Damn! Really! I was really thinking about this all night at work! Fuck me... I can't believe I dropped the ball on this one! It would have looked so cool because I totally would have preempted you thing. It would have looked like I have the ability to know the unknown again. Fuck!
Idiota "YoU sHoUlD kNoW wHo YoUr AuDiEnCe Is!"

Hym "I don't give a single fuck about who my audience is! I was ambivalent about it. (In the same way you were ambivalent about the outcome of my life) I don't care. This is intended to be REGARDLESS of who's listening. Like a soliloquy. 🫷😒 (The Jews don't like that I commited Fagan). But seriously... You're angry I fucked up your indoctrination! That's hilarious!

Idiota "If only we could indoctrinate the children right! Then everything would be great forever! I want them to think things they no longer think!"

Hym "Well... I guess it sucks to be you. Nobody want to exist with your indoctrinated fuck trophies. You been indoctrinating them wrong for millenia. Never once has it worked. It lead to THIS. Your need for ideological control is a repugnant miasma that I refuse to wade through. And that retarded bitch shouldn't have been stalking me. Someone should have told the truth sooner. You have no one to blame but yourselves. So, fuck you and your kids. Here. 🖕 Here's that. You can have it. Oh! And here's one for your kids 🖕. There. Now you both have one."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2023
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National harass your discord friend day

On January 11 people get to harass there discord friends without being threatened or blocked
National harass your discord friend day:
@insertname#1234

@insertname#1234

@insertname#1234
by Clash is gay January 10, 2021
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