church cervixes

What are available at da chapel's erectory as an after-sermon incentive for cranky hot-in-da-crotch teenage boys to attend said boring hypocritical speeches.

Clergy may actually have to resort to offering church CERVIXES to get da community's youths to come to the church SERVICES, if merely serving "ice cream sunday" portions fails to attract them.

by QuacksO January 28, 2023

Fake cereal

It’s a nice morning at your friends house, after you wake up from an insane sleepover your friend offers you a nice big bowl of cereal, you wonder why everybody stares at you smiling as you eat it, wait why does it taste weird?.. It turns out the milk is all of your friends combined semen Hahaha

Bro let’s give john some fake cereal >:)

dude your so evil

shut the fuck up

by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 1, 2023

Jetcem Cement

Jetcem Cement is a cement based product which is really easy to use and sets in about 30 minutes. Ideal for rapid patching or when a fast repair job is needed. Sets in the cold and wet. Internal and External Use: Seals and repair cracks and holes in both internal and external environments.

Whoever fucking reads this can you pick up a sack of jetcem cement from the petrol station I can’t fit through the door

by Can’t bother to make a name February 18, 2023

Jayden centers

Hottest, and biggest dicked individual. A guy with this name is so sexy and eats puss because they're a real man.

He's so hot he's so jayden centers

by Jsaodn February 26, 2023

Night Cereal

Noun: Night Cereal is when you pour a bowl between 1:00am—3:00am and it becomes the most delicious thing you've ever been graced with due to lack of sleep.

True Night Cereal is used with frosted mini wheat.

I couldn't fall asleep so I read Flowers for Algernon with a bowl of night cereal.

by Gluten-free since 93 February 28, 2023

Lobster Centurion

The rank below Lobster Lady/Lord in the online (found on Discord) army known as the Lobster Legion. Also known as just a moderator/mod. Centurions have similar powers to the Lobster Lady/Lord but when making an extra important call will consult the Lobster Lady.

The Lobster Centurion is a rank in the Lobster Legion.

by Lobster Lady March 6, 2023

burn cereal

when yo cooking so bad you fuck up cereal

bro i can burn cereal

by what kinda name is soap March 10, 2023