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Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
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Crayon Man

A grotesquely tattooed person that looks like his artist was on acid with crayons
Did you see what Crayon Man tweeted today?
by BwanaChris February 11, 2021
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Losing your man privilege

When someone goes ching-chong in your ding-dong
by retardJim69420 February 11, 2021
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Wookie man

A term used to describe a boyfriend with extraordinary and beautiful body hair but yet has a tender and soothing nature about him
My boyfriend Chris Washby is such a wookie man, I love his long beautiful hair
by anonymous February 11, 2021
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booby man

its in the name, a man with boobs
by 6969stripper February 11, 2021
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Mans

pronoun, british

Frequently shortened to simply "man," a word used mostly in British English to replace pronouns in sentences. Commonly used in British rap.
"I'll send mans straight to Jehovah when I take shots like M Sharapova"

"Mans just bit straight into a lemon"

"Right I talked to the guy, mans said we got 3 months to pay rent or we're getting kicked out"
by Kali but epic February 12, 2021
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edgy fire man

A person who plays the character Ryoma Ikubasa from the RPG Eternal Night, who's edgy as fuck. Also, really likes fire. Like, REALLY. Has connections with Viyra, as they run a drug cartel together. Also has connections with with Orin and Jennifer.
Hey, you've heard of the edgy fire man, right? Hot DAMN is he a bad character.
by empty plastic water bottle February 13, 2021
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