ur nan a man

Use instead of the line: ur mum gay.

person 1: ur mum gay

person 2: no u

person 1: ur nan a man

person 2: *kills self*

by anonymous4206921694202169 May 7, 2018

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the mold man

The mold man is a cryptid created by troop 188. The mold man is tall with several arms. He can summon mold on command. He does have a dance.

Scout 1: “Why does our patrol box have mold in it?”
Scout 2: “it must be the mold man!”
*The mold man, behind a tree doing his mold man dance, chanting, “The mold man”.*

by Cryptid scouter February 20, 2025

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Maxxzion

Maxxzion Is the emoji man

by BlahAcid February 27, 2021

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You're an adult CHRISTIAN man. You are LITERALLY taking the word of anyone in a white robe. A Catholic too. So literally any old man an a white robe. And you only HOPE... That that white robe isn't wiping an alter-boy's shit off of his dick as he walks up to a podium to tell you not to talk about Hym. Just a little brown stain that lines up right with his crotch in the inside of his robe. You are taking his word for it. And that's what you're doing here. You are taking the word on the guy validating your incest cult.

Hym "An adult man. What evidence do I need to prove to you that God is real? Fucking none. For you to appeal to a material burden of proof is insane! Ooooh man. Super evasive. Tried to jive talk his way out of the question 4 times and then he make up a story. That seem like the Christian gambit. Avoid the question. Make up a story. It what you're doing to me. It's what you just did just there in front of everyone."

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

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