Water Parasite

An annoying Personal Watercraft ((PWC) Jet Ski, WaveRunner, Sea-Doo) that uses your wake at a too close proximity to the stern of your boat.

Get the potato gun, we have a swarm of water parasites at our stern.

This lake would be great if we didn't have to hear the whining engines of those water parasites.

by Crowsnest July 29, 2011

Water Princess

1. drunk bitch.

'The water princess puked everywhere last night. Man, I know how to pick the classy ones.'

by lwzcopter January 31, 2009

Water Hungry

It means thirsty idiots.

"Hey I'm really water hungry fatty can you get me some water?"

by hnjefhnwjmakerjmdwa July 2, 2020

happy water

vodka, or other alcoholic beverages, usually clear alcoholic beverages

They were all drinking happy water, so they all got drunk.

by ZzZzmaster September 9, 2013

water masturbation

Water masturbation is a trick of masturbation used by women wherein she lets water fall or sprays water on her clit to pleasure herself. If you wanna try it make sure the temperature and pressure of the water is fine.

Britney: yesterday I fingered myself in the bathroom real good it was worth it!
Layla: Nah...I prefer water masturbation!

by clumsycottontail February 11, 2021

Velocity Water

The ability to shit through a screen door and leave no trace you were ever there.

Man, when we got back from Honduras, I have a wicked case of velocity water. It took me 20 mins to clean to toilet!!

by Havana Manor/ Chef May 9, 2008

dry water

Vodka

Hey would you like some dry water?

by Xsniper1 March 12, 2017