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happy water

vodka, or other alcoholic beverages, usually clear alcoholic beverages
They were all drinking happy water, so they all got drunk.
by ZzZzmaster September 9, 2013
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Water Parasite

An annoying Personal Watercraft ((PWC) Jet Ski, WaveRunner, Sea-Doo) that uses your wake at a too close proximity to the stern of your boat.
Get the potato gun, we have a swarm of water parasites at our stern.

This lake would be great if we didn't have to hear the whining engines of those water parasites.
by Crowsnest July 29, 2011
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Watering the Fish

When one continues to comment on said joke after the jokes humor expired a while before

-trying to keep the joke alive, similarly to trying to keep a fish alive by watering it

some seem to possess higher strengths of this quality than others...
*Joke is made*
*Acceptable laughter is made*
*Laughter dies down*
One person: 'HAHAHAHAHA!!! And then he...AHAHAHAHA!!! And if you...AHAHAHHA! And then...ahhhhh, fun ti--'
Someone else: 'Shutup. Watering the fish man'
*Silence as remaining group try to gather mixed emotions on the situation and understand said person's unwanted ability to water the fish*
by anabananahammock August 23, 2011
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turd water

Turd water is when you have eaten all the hot Cheetos and now have to take a shit but when you do you cannot tell if the turd you just took was brown pee or if it actually called out of your butthole and burns as hell.
Julianna:Bruh I just have the biggest shit ever
Jaeda: Was it bad?
Julianna: Holy shit yes it was a mega turd water
by THEPOOPMASTEREATMYSHIT May 7, 2021
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Forrest Waters

A little hyper shit who moves constantly when trying to talk with him.
Amazingly, he is good to take along when you try to pick up chicks because they are confused into doing crazy things when he is around.
"Stop being a Waters!"
by Steve Marty February 24, 2005
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shotty water

the black water left after ripping many shottys. can be drunk for a dare or money
jonny drank the shotty water and got ming guts
by will February 25, 2004
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Drinking water

A moment in your life where you’re focusing on yourself and nobody else. Water cleanses toxins and initiates a new glow.
Raymond: Bro, what’s your current relationship status

Malvin: Nah maboi, right now I’m drinking water.
by Vibe central February 7, 2022
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