Walking fail

Someone who's such a fail, you can tell her/him she's/he's a walking fail. Typically used to burn trolls or others lame people.

Troll: OMGZ im so pretty and rich i have the ipad 6.

Cool person: Dude, you are such a walking fail.

by Dudelino September 11, 2010

Wood walk

A walk (usually at night) where both people hold out they're penises and may jack off. A sort of bonding exercise.

It was a long time since we had seen each other so we took a wood walk.

by Soon blayer April 28, 2015

Snow walking

Walking on top of a crusted layer of snow without falling through

As the boys struggled though the knee deep snow, they were amazed at their friends snow walking ability as he walked over the snow with ease.

by Perfect_Storm January 26, 2009

Walking Dead

When you mix Ambien, Xanax, Ketamine and Cocaine and fight to stay awake and you take a stroll. Wake up the next day and you don’t remember shit.

Those guys were so gone, they couldn’t even keep their heads up and were mumbling, they were Walking Dead!

by Spiro woodie May 17, 2019

Crunchy walk

When tits so cold that the grass freezes, and therefor seems crunchy when you walk on it.

Tom: bring your jacket.
Tammy: is it that cold?

Tom: yap, we have a crunchy walk ahead of us !

by thalongwalks February 22, 2011

Crab walking

Crab walking is when a female or male after intercourse does that awkward shuffle while cupping their vagina/anus to avoid drippage.

"You should have seen him/her crab walking to the loo after i dumped a massive load of my special sauce in him/her."

by Billnyeforking November 16, 2016

Walk it up

1. Putting extra effort into a new activity.

2. Used ironically- Putting extra effort into a regular activity.

“To clime that wall you have to walk it up.”

“Go walk it up to the bathroom, that smelled.”

by KraytDragonSlayer May 14, 2022