turkey-ticket raffle

A "soft" term for a blatant example of child-labor, elementary-school style.

Elementary-school students are often already overworked and overtired, so the school should not pile even more labor on them by asking them to participate in that 0%!$@#& turkey-ticket raffle crap --- if the school needs more money, they should hold a bake-sale or something.

by QuacksO August 14, 2018

Ground turkey no beef

There’s no beef / we’re not fighting

Idk dude i feel like you hate me
Bitch ground turkey no beef stfu

by Deez2000 October 14, 2021

turkey meatball sub

when you poop into your own hand and jack off with it

Man i have to got the worst urinary tract infection after i did a turkey meatball sub lastnight

by foggy_Octopus December 16, 2020

Tennessee Turkey Baster

The act of aborting a baby with a turkey baster. It's the cheapest method of extracting an unwanted fetus and was named after the state that founded this act.(Commonly known as T.T.B.)

Debra:"Skeeter used saran wrap again instead of a condom last night... I think I might be pregnant!"

Alice: "Well, i have an old turkey baster, so we can suck that bastard right out!"

Debra: "You know i always gopher(go for) that ol' Tennessee Turkey Baster, I hated myself as a kid, so how could i raise one??"

by Lysergic4Lyfe April 18, 2014

Run your turkey

To urinate

Hang on a second guys, I have to go run my turkey...

by G-dog January 16, 2004

turkey neck fiesta

When a group of of men surround a sombrero and masturbate onto it.

Man, it's like a turkey neck fiesta in here.

by Captain J Cizzle November 29, 2011

brown turkey bacon

black under cover cop

that damm brown turkey bacon just pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket

by gav123 December 26, 2006