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Carve some turkeys

When a car parked at a store on Thanksgivng day is keyed with the letter "T" to protest stores being open on Thanksgiving.
They went to go carve some turkeys.
by Gobblegobble November 27, 2013
mugGet the Carve some turkeysmug.

Ground turkey no beef

There’s no beef / we’re not fighting
Idk dude i feel like you hate me
Bitch ground turkey no beef stfu
by Deez2000 October 14, 2021
mugGet the Ground turkey no beefmug.

Tennessee Turkey Baster

The act of aborting a baby with a turkey baster. It's the cheapest method of extracting an unwanted fetus and was named after the state that founded this act.(Commonly known as T.T.B.)
Debra:"Skeeter used saran wrap again instead of a condom last night... I think I might be pregnant!"

Alice: "Well, i have an old turkey baster, so we can suck that bastard right out!"

Debra: "You know i always gopher(go for) that ol' Tennessee Turkey Baster, I hated myself as a kid, so how could i raise one??"
by Lysergic4Lyfe April 18, 2014
mugGet the Tennessee Turkey Bastermug.

turkey meatball sub

when you poop into your own hand and jack off with it
Man i have to got the worst urinary tract infection after i did a turkey meatball sub lastnight
by foggy_Octopus December 16, 2020
mugGet the turkey meatball submug.

Run your turkey

Hang on a second guys, I have to go run my turkey...
by G-dog January 16, 2004
mugGet the Run your turkeymug.

brown turkey bacon

that damm brown turkey bacon just pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket
by gav123 December 26, 2006
mugGet the brown turkey baconmug.

turkey neck fiesta

When a group of of men surround a sombrero and masturbate onto it.
Man, it's like a turkey neck fiesta in here.
by Captain J Cizzle November 29, 2011
mugGet the turkey neck fiestamug.

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