touch muffin

When you finger your lady friend and use the excess spit, cum, vagina juices to make a creamy muffin.

Tina: Bill gave me a touch muffin last night!
Atira: No way I wish I could get a man like that to give me a touch muffin!
Tina: Stfu Atira you ugly slut.

by dickscrambler October 6, 2016

Totch

The creves between your toes.

My feet are dirty I even got crud in my totch

by Bdusonrhs May 16, 2016

touch stubs

touch stubs are the things you use to grab objects. Another word for them is "Fingers"

Amethyst: Peridot what are these? *Wiggles fingers
Peridot: Touch stubs

by Hoi!Temmie #100 May 15, 2016

Tochee

Tochee is what everyone in the world seeks, no one really know what this is but it is very good, always go for Tochee, Tochee is life, Tochee universum

Guy: Tochee~
Guy2: Tochee ma dood~
Guy/Gurl scrub: Tochee? wtf kys

by RoyalInDaTochee April 10, 2017

touch potato

Someone who plays with their smartphone or other touchscreen (game player) and does not get much exercise.

My friends are always taking selfies, googling and becoming touch potatoes planted in fast food restaurant tables.

by glenglish May 19, 2017

Touch And Tank

A rise in value to new high-water marks; followed by a precipitous drop.

$TSLA hit $325 today. My financial advisor told me to sell all my shares saying "This is a classic touch and tank, TSLA is way overbought and will crash soon once fundamental traders get a hold"

by BillyGoat18 August 2, 2017

tochigi

stupid dumb cunt

guy 1: look at that autist
guy 2: yea he's such a tochigi

by ThickBoy98 October 20, 2017