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crack flaps

Damn, my office is hotter than the inside of Dom Deluise's crack flaps right 'bout now.
by A-Boogz July 3, 2014
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wall crack

Addictive wall art or décor that is usually acquired at Street fairs, Home Décor stores, Thrift stores, Bazaars, estate sales, Art Walks, and local galleries etc. This is a unique piece of art/decor that you have looked HIGH and Low for and once you find it you are HOOKED or SMACKED by the Wall Crack™.
Headed to street festival to get some more wall crack. I always find one of a kind stuff there.

My office walls needs a fix of some of that wall crack.
by SMACKED by Wall Crack™ July 11, 2014
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crack pirate

When a crack dealer owns everything in your house and sets up shop in it. To Take over all your possessions in exchange for crack.
Man Bills got a problem. He lost all his shit to crack pirates. They got all his shit.
by Chief rain maker July 15, 2014
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crack lint

The lint that gathers in your upper butt crack. It can sometimes contain more personality then most people.
Max has a whole jar of crack lint, it has the most putrid smell.
by KingFett September 18, 2014
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Crush crack

The breaking point to wich the lines of friendship and romance in a relationship between two people are blurred to complete utter confusion resulting in frustration, IE: vague text replys, mixed signals, and lack of acknowledgment for the other person on an affectionate level. This is usually in the case of having a crush on an individual who's ambiguous responses leave the other individual riddled with hormonal rage till they flip either their shit or dignity to somehow save face before falling victim to the friend zone, thus leading to a climax of arguing, interrogation or abandonment of an ambiguous crush, thus cracking under pressure.
John: hey how's that thing going with Sally?

James: I just flipped shit and told her to stop leading me on, she wasn't being direct enough, I didn't know if she really liked me back

John: sounds like you had Crush Crack
by Atticus Bukowski November 16, 2013
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dad crack

Dad crack, an attempt at humour usually made by a dad or out of touch 40+ year old. A remark is made to try and generate humour however is perceived as not funny or simply dad crack.

A strange occurrence sometimes takes place however when an assortment of dads find communial humour in dad crack and laugh at a younger individuals expense.
"Did you get a free bucket and spade with those shoes?"- a typical example of dad crack
by Thefurher November 19, 2013
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crack boner

When you smoke crack and you get a massive vibrating erection from all the crack youve been doing, because of daddy issues, crack boner
"Dude, brittaney totally had a crack boner at the funeral"
by Cringe nation November 25, 2015
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