Im going to Dr. L to Semu
by UnsaidEv March 22, 2025

Usually blonde with glasses, tries to act young but looks like they're deep into their late forties. Cries in the middle of surgery when she finds out her child got hurt on the playground and shows that awkward weakness in a professional setting either trying to gain attention or sympathy. Demands you call her Dr. So-and-so with a minor in Gender Studies while some doctors are like 'Call me Ben. Call me Josh. Call me Mike.' Her favorite cartoon character is a yellow pill with one or two eyeballs. If she asks the tech to burp the DaVinci robot and they ask her to repeat herself because she mumbles, she will email the director saying that the tech does not know how to use the DaVinci Robot.
The Anesthesiologist variant of this is the same: Blonde with glasses, never smiles with RBF and when things go down and you run your hardest to get blood from the blood bank and doing the procedure of reading the patient name, blood type, DOB and serial number three times, Dr. Karen will still think you walked and took a break.
Don't socialize or mingle with Dr. Karens. They're miserable.
The Anesthesiologist variant of this is the same: Blonde with glasses, never smiles with RBF and when things go down and you run your hardest to get blood from the blood bank and doing the procedure of reading the patient name, blood type, DOB and serial number three times, Dr. Karen will still think you walked and took a break.
Don't socialize or mingle with Dr. Karens. They're miserable.
"Dr. Karen threw a tantrum when I took only 2 minutes to get blood from the blood bank thinking I should've gotten it just like that. She's like a spoiled 5-year-old brat who wants things handed to her immediately and if she doesn't get her way, she'll throw a tantrum."
by Josephchen666 June 18, 2025

Dr. Frias's are usually chemistry teachers who give you a packet of work almost everyday. They are a little strict, but definitely not the worst you've ever seen. All of them have massive cocks.
by Braden Fortson November 13, 2023

by DrBrockSays December 26, 2023

Former Lieutenant Colonel of the U.S. Air Force. Now he is the prophet of Detention. He teaches people the wisdom of detention and how detention leads to eternal enlightenment. He has a gargantuan bald spot which is a symbol of his wisdom.
by MrChornobaivka May 28, 2023

Dr. O - abbreviation for doctor of opportunity, a pedaphile who lurks around and waits for the right oppurtunity to approach a child.
Excuse me officer I believe we have a dr. O down at the park playground, could you keep a good watch over the place please.
by Officer king June 19, 2020

A show that make clowns famous. The whole purpose of his show is to “help” people and troubled teens get better by offering advice while ridiculing his guest for the sake of entertainment and then sending them to these wilderness programs that are really just cults abusing kids and using them for free labor. Most of his audience consist of middle age women that have nothing better to do than to attend his show.
Well fuck! I no longer have spectrum bc I don’t want to have all those extra channels…. I guess I’ll just resort to the pinnacle of mediocre day time television, honey change to Oprah network.
Yes boo, ooohhh they’re giving Dr Phil
Ah great, is there anything else dear?
Yes boo, ooohhh they’re giving Dr Phil
Ah great, is there anything else dear?
by USMCboot31 November 16, 2021
