Lil Pump

A retarded rapper with an even more retarded fanbase

Every 8 year old: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG D ROSE D ROSE FLEX LIKE OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU LIL PUMP EEEEEEEEEEEEE

by LilPumpSuxDix June 22, 2020

Pumped

To be blown away by a pump-action shotgun.

I just walked up and pumped his ass full of lead.

by Crumbus January 14, 2018

Pumped like a reebok

A phrase used to describe being excited, sometimes sexually.

I am pumped like a reebok to go out with this chick tonight

by Lurch T. August 29, 2010

Lil Pump

A shitty rapper who made his millions from dumb white suburban kids who have poor taste and damaged hearing and cannot distinguish between mumbling and actual words.

"The rap game is dying... all these Lil Pumps out here just mumbling to a hard beat, and those dumb white kids buy that shit up."

by Conchetumare June 28, 2018

recovery pump

Used to describe a quick easy shag, usually used as a confidence builder after you've got yourself dumped.

Mate I'm feeling much better, just got myself a wee recovery pump last night.

by Goochstar February 26, 2018

Two-Pump Trump

Sort of like “two pump chump” (only lasts two pumps before finishing during intercourse) but after Stormy Daniels detailed testimony, it’s clear that the defendant needed a new nickname as he loves to apply them to others, unwittingly. It’s just fair, funny and it fits.

“Donald laid on top of me, pumped twice, finished, rolled over and fell asleep! He’s a two-pump Trump which is similar to a two-pump chump but more orange.

by TRIMROOM May 8, 2024

pump track

n. A term Local Mountain Bike Associations commonly use when trying to distract the community from their lack of support for dirt jumps.

“We can’t support dirt jumps as they are dangerous, but we’ve actively been exploring a proposal for a local pump track

by Ruckus22 May 23, 2020