I was fuckin my Ol’lady in the tub last night when all of a sudden she started her period and turned the bath water into the red sea
by Mavrick maz October 30, 2019
Get the Red seamug. by Luna LoveShips May 24, 2018
Get the Sea Bunnymug. Going to the tanning salon too much might One day have you looking like a super model and the next day looking like a sea hagg.
by She’ll boneyah March 22, 2023
Get the Sea haggmug. When you and your partner go in the ocean naked while she wears a red wig and a sea shell bra and you tickle her butthole with seaweed while you fuck her bent over
Girl: Hey babe what are you doing?
Guy: “tickles butthole with seaweed”
Guy: I’m just doing ya under the sea.
Girl: but did I really have to wear this wig and bra?
Guy: yes.
Guy: “tickles butthole with seaweed”
Guy: I’m just doing ya under the sea.
Girl: but did I really have to wear this wig and bra?
Guy: yes.
by Imaketheseinpopeyesparkinglots July 21, 2022
Get the Under the seamug. by Airport Chariot Limo February 27, 2019
Get the Sea peacockmug. When shitting in the open water, the beast freshly released begins its life similar to all aquatic creatures.
by 3 legged monster May 14, 2025
Get the Sea Birthmug. the eggs of a Cuttlefish containing its offspring, the freakiest little cuties God could devise
They are called sea grapes by zoologists and people who enjoy shitty wine.
They are called sea grapes by zoologists and people who enjoy shitty wine.
by Sisco in the Wild November 12, 2018
Get the Sea Grapesmug.