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Noah

/ˈˌnōə/
name

1) A very weird human being (if he's human at all). He is the kind of guy who eats plastic fruit and keeps a raccoon that he found in the driveway eating broken glass as a pet. Noah likes to look at himself in the mirror with women's clothes on... creepy... He also tries to get women by bragging about how many gallons of raw eggs he can down in 20 minutes. He's a demon on the dance floor, though. This man invented the Double-Fidget-Spinner-Hoverboard-Airhorn-360-Noscope-Dabbing-Backflip-Whip. Seriously.

verb

1) to try to dab while riding your pet dog like a horse.

2) to be an overall terrible human being.
1) Did you see Noah eat that butterfly? Creepy.

2) Dude, don't go all Noah on us
by PseudonymSid December 27, 2017
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noah hameleers

Noah hameleers is a guy with a extremely large penis also known as a horse cock.
Don't try to seduce him he will always be after julia
Wow he has a noah hameleers
by Julia en hameleers zaten in de November 22, 2021
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The Noah Lopez Effect

The Noah Lopez effect is when Noah Lopez gets in the vicinity, all attention is redirected to him, he hypnotizes people.
by Ngf21334 February 7, 2024
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Noah

Umm, he's probably the realest nigga ever.
Damn yall seen that nigga Noah?
by Chillin and feelin November 21, 2021
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Noah

Noah is a great friend who has a big and warm heart. He called God's Brother, no, but he feels that way. He believes in God and he always stands up for people and help them. He never wants anything bad to others. He always takes it easy when really an ordinary man
would become angry.
-Hi
-Hello
-You are kind as a Noah
-Thanks, I knew it🙏
by Din mamma på pizza December 12, 2016
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Noah

A Noah is the best person you will meet, he is sweet, funny and loves to work out. He is so kind hearted he will do anything for u, if he likes you he will show it he will tell u and flirt with you until you get the point. Noah are healthy af and will only eat carrots for dinner, and a granola bar for dessert. He is such a good kisser. He has the most handsome face you could, and would ever look at.
Girl 1: is that Noah the new guy

Girl 2: yea don't you recognize that handsome face

Girl 3: oh yeah I'm so stupid
by Ehdje November 4, 2020
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Noah Bailey

A cool dude usually with a big schlong… likes to work out.
by bec-2314 July 13, 2024
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