Math

The proper response to your math teacher asking you to show your work. May get you expelled.

"Okay, but why exactly is x=3?"
"'Cause math."

by Yo Momma Looks Like A Half-Ork November 12, 2022

Swiftie Math

Also known as the numerology of Taylor Swift, which revolves around the number 13. From Taylor’s birthdate to her flight from Tokyo to Super Bowl 58 (5 + 8 = 13)—a trip that would take her approximately 13 hours—to attend her 13th NFL game this season, which is taking place on February 11 (2 + 11 = 13) with the Kansas City Chiefs facing the San Francisco 49ers (4 + 9 = 13). Also, adding her ubiquitous 13 to her boyfriend Travis’s #87 Chiefs’ jersey yields the perfect score 100.

Swiftie math provides math teachers worldwide a golden opportunity to expose millions of oft-math-anxious students-Swifties to the pseudoscience of numbers.

by Numerati February 11, 2024

maths

A BIG FAT PIECE OF CRAP EVERYONE HAS TO LEARN TO DO "GOOD" IN LIFE.

Hey i had maths today
Bruhhh u should of skipped it, it ain't worth yo time

by PePpA hAtEs MaTh November 23, 2019

Math

Mental
Abuse

To
Humans

I hate math

Tommy: UGHHHH I have math today!!
Fred: SUCKER

by The Sad Girl February 7, 2017

MATH

The acronym:
𝐌ental
𝐀buse
𝐓o
𝐇umans

My friend: Hey the first day of school was great, I can't wait to learn about science!
Me: Tru, but DID YOU KNOW THEY DID MATH IN SCHOOl
My friend: What... no...NO..NOOOOOOO!! WHY GOD WHY

by Mrs.Froggy June 12, 2018

Math Wizard

Passing a Math Exam/ Class without knowing how to do math.

Every math wizard needs a Hot/ Talented Brunette who works in mysterious ways.

That kid is a math wizard, he got a 100 on the test but I saw his worksheet and he couldn’t do basic division.

by B 0 B April 9, 2025

Harm math

When Harmony does it, it’s ok. It’s not ok when anyone else does it.

person 1: why is it only ok when she does it?
person 2: it’s simply just Harm math.

by girllnexttdoorr June 3, 2024