Dylan

huge cock in his pants, and hates every red haired person and is a fucking legand

Dylan is sexy

by get fuckedmg June 8, 2018

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Dylan

A sexy beast with very hot brown hair. Makes me wanna act up. Watches anime and porn. Their dads pretty sexy.

Jack: hey do you know Dylan?
Max: Yeah they are such a sexy beast

by HottieCheck March 4, 2022

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Dylan

Dylan is a smelly, annoying, and lonely guy. He’s the type of guy to ask you to help him get girls then follow up by having the least rizz possible and getting no women.

Hey do you know Dylan? Oh yea he’s the guy with no rizz.

by Jeramiah Cole August 21, 2023

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Dylan

The sexiest man in the world with the tiniest penis but a huge ass boner he likes to fuck girls with huge tits and asses but he’s sweet

Dylan is the best boyfriend

by Navi way October 18, 2017

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dylan is a 5’3 basketball player. i never would’ve thought i would friends with him, let alone best friends. his exterior is more rude and sarcastic, but once i got to know him, he’s actually really sweet. he’s also one of the funniest people you will ever meet, yet he’ll start cracking up at the most unfunny joke about a autistic person. he’s also a boy i’ve had a crush on at least 2 times during our friendship, even tho he kinda looks like a dog. but after a while you can’t keep liking someone who will definitely never like you, especially after you had to watch an excruciating screen recording of him talking to a bitch named stephanie (srry). in the end, dylan is a friend who may be extremely aggressive and rude, but if you need him, he’ll be there. if you have a dylan keep him, if you don’t, definitely get yourself one.

person 1: you free this weekend?
person 2: nah i’m hanging out with Dylan
person:1 you think i can come, you make him seem like he mad cool
person 2: cuz he is

by shy <3 July 17, 2023

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